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Heroes: An 8 Step Guide to Becoming the Best

Do you strive to become Neopia's next hero or heroine? Well, look no further, young Neopet. In just a few steps, you can be traveling down the path of great courage, honor, and all that is good, to become our next hero.

by adopt_neos_123
The Great BLUE Draik Egg Conspiracy... er, "Theory"!

What I want to know, is why is it BLUE? Why not YELLOW, or GREEN? This is why I believe there to be a Great Draik Egg conspiracy.

by alexsmum
Debunking Jelly World

It's easy to get caught up in the tide. After all, who doesn't want to believe in innocent little Jelly Neopets frolicking about a sugary paradise, a place untainted by evil?

by sweedishdelights12
How to Be a Cracking Guild Leader

A guild would be nothing without its strong-willed leader - the member that provides motivation, shows great communication skills and leads the guild to respect.

by tweecle
Interview - Sarah the Zafara

Sarah: I know absolutely EVERYTHING about Neopia! Are you here to ask me a question?

by sallyride206
A Good Lookup

A comprehensive view on what makes or breaks a lookup.

by maivry
Trade-Sniping: A Forgotten Art?

What is it? How do I do it? All questions anwered!

by treenifer
The Free Foods of Neopia

Even if it says it's free, you have to pay something.

by book_worm1217
Invisible To A Blind Eye

Aww, look at this poor adorable little Gelert. You should know more about them before you take one home, so read on.

by boofy113
The Science of NeoQuest

Why do so many people play NeoQuest? Why do so many people not play NeoQuest? What makes the game so addictive, so great?

by micrody
 
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"And It All Ended with Peachbread" by bubblebob052
Today the cause for Faye's unhappiness was the fact that Karidee had had enough of her friend's childishness. She was tired of her always being so particular and bossing her about. She had been planting some flowers in her section of the garden when Faye stormed outside and demanded that Karidee let her do the job right. So, she decided enough was enough...




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Golden Slumbers
"You're awake!" she exclaimed over and over. "You're awake! Are you feeling okay?"

by goldenlullaby

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Until Siyana Comes
"Flusteration of dawn!" someone shouted. I opened my sleep-filled eyes to a pale early morning sky. Along the horizon, just above the trees and distant mountains, was the pink glow of dawn...

by blackcairn

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One Last Song: Part Two
"Too steep... the snow's too deep... too loose..." Kaiya could be heard muttering to herself with each possible way they found down, but none seemed to be safe enough for anyone to pass...

by mutedsanity

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Aubrise and the Gebmid Mystery: Part Four
Aubrise was woken by the sound of someone pounding on the door. Yawning and rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, she pushed off her covers and slowly stood up. "I'm coming!" she called as, still yawning, she made her way to the door...

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Off Track: NeoPhobia
I really need to see a doctor.

by klipsan

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Finding the Perfect Petpet
For years I have been trying to find the right petpet...

by hardlyevolved



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