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	The Truth About Scarblade Why did Scarblade want to destroy Maraqua in the first place? He may be nasty, but he did not seem nasty enough to destroy entire civilizations because he was bored. by squareular
	You've Got Needs, We've Got Jobs Because many Neopians aren't that busy, we give out jobs that suit the Neopian. The best part about jobs are that you get paid, of course. by xerashigreens
	Paint Brush Polls: Baby Once again there was a wonderful turn-out of users voting in this exceptionally difficult poll--difficult in part because there are currently 52 pet species that can go Baby! by kallykat_03
	Neopet Lessons: A Guide to the Fullest Experience Possible Here are a few simple lessons that this user learned the hard way. I utter them in the hopes that Newbies may take them to heart and make the Neopets experience all that it can be. by ewanspaz
	I File for Irreconcilable Differences I am here to tell you that everything you've heard is a lie. Yes, drop your Illusen-themed toys now to listen in horror as I tell you the truth about your favourite little Earth Faerie. by _daydreams
	Picking and Decorating Your Christmas Tree I'll tell you how to pick and decorate your tree to make your friends go, 'Oh, nice tree!' and make you swell with pride as you see the glass baubles reflect in their eyes. If you want to be the centre of attention because of your tree, read on. by iwantyours
	What to Get your Owner for Christmas Have you been spending endless days searching for the perfect gift? Here are the top ten must-haves for your owner! by black_wolf2561
	The Top Ten Seasonal Foods To Ditch The Winter Blues Ideally, my perfect winter food would either fill me up or make my belly warm, and each of the foods on this list are at least one of these! by becci2911
	10 Steps to Holiday Cheer Therefore, it is not only my privilege, but my duty, to outline 10 crucial steps a GCN like myself follows in order to spread the Holiday cheer. by karatemaster9
	Cheaply Spreading The Cheer As the holiday season rolls around, many Neopians are beginning to wonder what exactly to surprise that list of Neofriends with. by evilbluemunkeyz
	Getting Ready for Your Christmas Party I'll tell you some ways to throw the best Christmas party EVER! by kyliejy
	Taking an SDB Tour As my pets chatted excitedly about the upcoming holidays, I began wondering what advent items I still had in my box. I realized that I had saved everything last year... by streamergurl
	Holiday Troubles? The stress is about to end. I've put together the guide to a perfect, simple Christmas, away from crazy shoppers, who have incidentally become crazier as it's getting closer to Christmas. This year will be different. by j_b_9
	The 10 Worst Holiday Gifts Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst. Also by hurricanegirlyeah by ngc_5128

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The Worst Gifts

Every year every pet, and owner, runs into the same problem; what to do with those unwanted, unneeded, and just plain weird Christmas gifts you received from your mischievous sibling, distant second cousin, and your weird aunt. Sure, everyone gets socks, jumpers and shampoo under the tree, but this article will deal with the worst of the worst...

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