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	Why Our World Will Explode - Skarl's Throne If architects are busy RSing Draik Eggs, it's no wonder our Castles are lopsided. by miracletoast
	Neopia On A Budget It is my pleasure to present to you just some of the best items available in Neopia. These items are so good because they are both cheap and they often serve more than one purpose... by luxury_tux
	The Top 10 Most Indigestible Foods in Neopia Steer clear of those "foods" that should never have been classified as edible in the first place. by fancifully
	Exclusive Neopian Interviews: Plushie Palace Cybunny She is most often seen immersed in a flood of colorful plushies, and is probably harder working than you are. by scorchi123
	Top Ten Reasons Why Pet Rocks Rock! Many famous and historic Neopians from Brucey B to Bug Eye McGee have had a faithful pet rock standing silently by their sides. Or sitting... or whatever it is rocks do. by kitkat582
	Ten Questions We May Never Find the Answers To What exactly are camouflage Ixi supposed to blend in to? by silvernonsense
	Chef Bonju Avatar Solved No avatar has ever remained unsolved for this length of time without someone having it until now. by xtremethefallen
	Making Your Goldrun-Themed Neohome Wooden houses line the streets with shuttered windows and melodiously creaking porches. by be2aware
	CayCaed! Travels: Goldrun The wacky duo is back for another round of reviews! by kattrish
	Ten Ways Not to Get to Goldrun Don't you dare tell her I said this, but 100, even 1000 of Jhudora's quests won't gain you access to Goldrun. Also by hidden_0_o by akari24

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"Life of a Mediocre Gamer" by ginny_invisible
Hi. I'm Abigail. Sound familiar? Probably not. Or you might be all, "Oh. Abigail. She's the sister of that famous games master guy? AAA or something?" Yeah. Of course. Only known because of my oh so famous, oh so intelligent brother. So smart, in fact, that his head is...

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Life of a Mediocre Gamer
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