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Around the World in 80 Soufflés: Part 4

One was overjoyed upon receiving an invitation from Jhuidah to have lunch at The Cooking Pot...

by horripilated
Korbats Lab - Smashing Sloth's Storage

With the recent reintroduction of the Korbats Lab avatar, it seems fitting that a new guide should be created to help the avatar collectors and gamers of Neopia to improve their scores!

Also by ginny_invisible

by laruvy

The Top (and bottom) TCGs

Have you always wanted to know which TCGs were most expensive? How about which TCGs were the least expensive?

by karinche
The Ultimate Guide to Itchy Invasion

You've got a job to do: Get rid of the Petpetpets! These tiny pests have been causing cases of endless itchiness for your Petpets. And now you have taken matters into your own hands.

by evilham
A Basic Guide To Capsules

Why it's so great, what to look for when deciding what to buy, capsules of special interest, and, you know, all that good stuff.

by jas7229
How to Solve Anagrams in The Castle of Eliv Thade

Why seek help when you can do them yourself? Not only is The Castle of Eliv Thade a fun and enjoyable (if creepy) game, it also improves your vocabulary and sharpness of mind!

by pharaohs333
You Are Funding the Potato Counter

What on earth could my Neopets be :)ing about when they had been in Roach Towers Hotel for about the seventeenth month in a row?

by yellowsugardog
It's Raining Mootix! – Your Guide to Cooty Wars

You better be quick! Those Mootix are stealthy and will do anything to escape the Cooties' clutches!

by flapjackpax
Legends of Pinball: Become a Pinball Wizard!!

This is a guide to help you out and show you what to expect in the Legends of Pinball!

by iloveben14
Why Grundos Should Be the #1 Pet

As Grundo Independence Day approaches, the call to all fans has gone out to raise this little creature to the top spot.

by crazywile
 
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It's Raining Mootix!



While our neopets are out playing games like Meerca Chase II, Snowmuncher and Kass Basher, there is a mini battle going on between the Cooties and Mootix of Neopia. For a long time now, the Cooties have suffered under the oppression of their Mootix overlords and it is your job to put a stop to it! You play a commando Cooty and must shoot down as many Mootix paratroopers out of the sky to stop their invasion when they reach the...



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Kai Vs. Deranxio: Part 1 1/2
The Xweetok ran back up the stairs and began pounding on the door of the basement, yelling, "Let me out already, Deli!"

Art by katopia12

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Practically Sisters
"People don't understand. They just want to be better than others. The easiest way to do that is to push others down."

by taraneo96

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Chronicles of the Court Rogue: The Underdark - Part One
Going to the castle had sounded all very adventurous, Wolfers thought, but after the initial flurry of excitement was over, it was pretty dull.

by nimras23

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In Perfect Harmony: Part Three
"I never liked performing; honestly, I try to avoid it. So why enter a contest that gives you a chance to perform?"

by cheeseworld101

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Picky Eater
W-what's that smell?

by _rrbutton_

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Freakazoid - 2
That darn Weewoo.

by lo0ovelyfr3ak



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