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Help Chatting - A Neopian Hobby

Sometimes to seek help, sometimes to give help. Sounds familiar? Welcome to the hobby called HCing!

by neogal_anu
Are You Extreme Enough? A Guide to Extreme Herder 2!

As a petpet herder, you are bound to come across obstacles and enemies, but you will find a few helpful power-ups along the way as well!

by facetiousmind
The Journey to a Delighted Pet

So, how do you get a delighted pet?

by blackwater444
The Tuskaninny: Love or Hate?

Can you resist their puppy eyes? Or does their harassing of Mr. Chipper put you off?

by gelertmad
Beyond Games – Different Ways of Making Neopoints

Whenever I see someone 'begging' for an item or neopoints on the Help Chat, the most common response is 'work for it'. Work? Games are meant to be fun, not work.

by sapphirekira
How to Save When You are a Neo-Shopaholic

Ever wanted to buy that Royal Paint Brush or a Shadow Chomby Morphing Potion but can't because you keep spending all your neopoints?

by cat497_lover
Time for Limes

Hey there, Neopia! Are you bored of eating the same old boring fruit and veg struggling to get your five a day?

by rck2002
Kitchen Quest – the Stats

I'll be looking at the statistics of Kitchen Quest, both for the sake of curiosity and for the effectiveness of training your pet's stats, with tips added to help make your quests run smoothly.

by gardener3
The Perfect Pound Pet!

Good luck in finding YOUR dream pet!

by amysmother_8
How to Out-Duel on the Decks

Learn how to get the highest of scores in Neopia's new favourite card game!

by foxo11
Tips for Making the New Year Great!

Out with the OLD and in with the NEW!

by initiation_day
Remembering Our Ogrin Friends

A little something special for Ogrin fans to enjoy!

by alt1981black
 
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"Don't Be a Punchbag" by stoicjohn
"Fine, fine, I'm tired of you blocking my office door every day. Go out back and pick a fight with Punchbag Bob. You win and I'll sign you up. Let me see your weapons... SNOWBALLS!!!!! You can't beat Punchbag with... never mind. Just go do your best, kid..."




Other Stories


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The Robbers
"That is NOT how you cut apples," snapped the older yellow Kyrii. "Hold it like this," she told him, fixing his grip...

by cloud411908

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Surviving Summer Camp
She hasn't said much since arriving. There's a rumor going around that her owner spent her last neopoints to send her here.

by shyn12

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Mirror, Mirror!: Part Two
"But you aren't happy now, are you?"

Startled, she looked up. Her reflection bore her own face, but it smiled in contrast to the fear on her own features.

by shelbymcb85


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Difficulties: Part Five
As soon as I stepped inside, my owner came bursting out of the kitchen. "Oh, Lela, you're home! You won't believe the news I have for you!"

by majikel

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Meepit Carols
Don't answer your door this holiday season.

by not_so_shorty_12

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Inept?
Newsflash: There is no known cure for ineptitude.

by you_are_my_happiness



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