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Headlines "Don't Be a Punchbag" by stoicjohn "Fine, fine, I'm tired of you blocking my office door every day. Go out back and pick a fight with Punchbag Bob. You win and I'll sign you up. Let me see your weapons... SNOWBALLS!!!!! You can't beat Punchbag with... never mind. Just go do your best, kid..."
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Surviving Summer Camp She hasn't said much since arriving. There's a rumor going around that her owner spent her last neopoints to send her here.
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Mirror, Mirror!: Part Two "But you aren't happy now, are you?"
Startled, she looked up. Her reflection bore her own face, but it smiled in contrast to the fear on her own features.
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Difficulties: Part Five As soon as I stepped inside, my owner came bursting out of the kitchen. "Oh, Lela, you're home! You won't believe the news I have for you!"
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