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Issue: 426 | 15th day of Sleeping, Y12 |
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| Dirty (and/or Explosive) Jobs of the Games RoomThese poor hardworking Neopets have become forgotten. They do the jobs nobody notices, yet without them, the Games Room could never function.
by kateee366 | | The Pompadour Plunger: A guide to Petpet PlungeYou control the Maraquan petpets to collect all the treasure. You are given 4 shots on each level...
by bartdrunkeys | | 10 Tips for Successful Worm HuntingWorm hunting is simple, and a frequent pastime of Moltaran children, requiring as it does only an empty lantern and plenty of time.
by redoakcove | | The Neocola ConspiracyNow with 100% more items of doom!
by dandelioncupcake | | The Month of SleepingIt's the Month of Sleeping! So what am I going to write about, I wonder? Those things you sleep in... BEDS. Yes, this is a bed review.
by rck2002 | | The Sloth ConspiracyIn honour of Sloth Appreciation Day, a few conspiracies that Sloth may or may not be responsible for.
by rock_star_megs | | A Guide to Mutant PetsHow did mutant pets ever come into existence in Neopia? It's said that long, long ago, inside of a very dark laboratory, Dr. Sloth spent many long hours working with many strange ingredients...
by alt1981black | | Dr. Frank Sloth: An InterviewDon't run and hide, little minion, I have a story to tell about Neopian Domination V2010.
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Headlines "Grundos, Rocks, and Other Things" by crazy_holly_ii The orange Grundo of Spacerocked! looked at his missiles. Two rocks, that was fine, but instead of a third rock, like any self-respecting sling-shooter would need, he had... a book. A book wasn't going to go very far, but at least it was better than an empty Neocola can. The Grundo sighed...
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Long Nights So with nowhere else to turn... I worked for Dr. Sloth. And sometimes... things just went wrong.
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The Captain's Son: Part Three Rourke sighed and recited the entire story of how he knew Havelock and of how he had kidnapped Scrap. Professor Fairweather's face turned a shade paler...
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