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A Neopian's Guide to Destruct-o-Match III

Are those pesky blocks starting to drive you crazy? This guide can help!

by parody_ham
10 Things the Meepits Don’t Want You to Know

These aren't just secrets! These are the Meepits' secrets!

by starry_pride
Food Shop Fun: Brightvale Fruits

I will travel to the land of knowledge to seek out Neopia's finest berries.

by lord_of_fantasy
Delicious Hot Drinks!

I have made a list of what I think are the tastiest hot drinks you can enjoy during a cold Autumn day!

by xoxkar
How to Be Your Owner's Favourite! Pt. 2

We have all had our fair share of fights and disputes, but your siblings are there for life (unless they are taken to the dreaded.... POUND! /screams).

by zinkidy_dink
Neoseki - Simply Suiseki

Suiseki is a hobby I first encountered amongst the beautiful bonsai of Shenkuu, a mysterious and delicate traditional art of appreciating simple natural beauty - the elegance of rocks...

by robin_y2k1
Ugga Drop Guide

This game just requires a bit of practice and some patience.

by o0seagaru0o
Your Guide to Neopet Cleanliness

20 of the best products in Neopia for keeping your pet clean.

by mango_mango101
Preparing a Pet for the Battledome

If you haven't fought a single battle yet in the BD or would like to be more informed of how to go about preparing a pet for it, here's a simple and easy guide to help you on your way.

by akitera
How To Throw A Slorgtastic Party In 5 Easy Steps!

All great Slorg enthusiasts know that the 3rd day of the month of Storing is when we celebrate those adorable little slimey Petpets.

by girlygrl27
Who Let the Slorgs Out?

This special day was created in order to calm down aggressive Slorgs and stop them from spreading rumors about their evilness.

by froopse
 
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"The Spellbook (of DOOM)" by pretsel_is_back
The Tuskaninny closed her eyes, took in a deep breath, and murmured the words of an ancient spell. Suddenly, her hands turned blue. Without even thinking, Dustin raised them up high over her head, and a blue light struck from them, hitting the curtain. A second later it had fallen from the window and onto the floor, as...




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Marching - A Band Geek Story
It was only the second day of band camp, and I was already wishing for it to be over.

by laurapet131

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The Restless Gnorbu
Yifeb had started working at the Chocolate Factory when she was very young. "It's like my second home," she was fond of saying.

by emrozi

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Hannah and the Kreludorian Tunnels: Part Three
Hannah couldn't see anything. Just a chair, silver against a black wall. She suddenly felt glad for the familiar brightness of the safety base. Only an Invisible Neopet could be happy there.

"Hello, Hannah," said the Invisible Neopet on the vid-screen.

by akhatib96


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High Society: Part Four
"He was a Meridell lord, but then again, who isn't?"

by herdygerdy

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Bragging Rights
The speed stat is good for something.

by spoofbuzz

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Battledome Woes
The opponents are getting tough...

by animerocks75



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