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12 Tips for Neopets Boredom

We've all been bored at one point, but if you read this guide, then you'll have twelve ways to cure it!

by chestnuttiger787
10 Editorial Tips

1. You don't have to throw something.

by lauracat6
Is Dr. Sloth Evil? An Interview...

Is Dr. Sloth good or bad? I'm here to find out...

by icy_banana
Neocash Wearables You Should Own - But Don't

This list is composed entirely of items that are currently obtainable in the mall.

Also by sinistrous

by agedbeauty

Stealing Skills in the Dome

While stealing is usually condemned elsewhere, it's considered to be perfectly alright in the Battledome.

by rider_galbatorix
Top 10 Cutest Items in Neopia

There's just so much to choose from when it comes to theme and selection!

by vforvendetta_
Beating Mr PunchBag Bob!

Oh! I guess you must have stumbled upon my *ahem* entertaining and informative guide!

by codswobble
The Snowager: Misunderstood or Just Plain Evil?

Maybe the ice-dwelling pack-rat isn't evil, just misunderstood. Could it have been scarred by some buried trauma?

by im_a_sniffer_x3
Science of Random Events

It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's a piece of cake!

by gorillu
Customization - the Basics For a Great Look

Need a leg up on customization? This article's here to help.

by fudgedara
Restocking, Part 1: the Basics

Let's start with the basic restocking terms, shall we?

by toon_link_dancing
Ultimate Excitement: An Interview

"Would you be interested for a spin on the Wheel of Excitement? Only 500 NP a go!"

by ingina3
More than Just a New Look

There's no shortage of choice when it comes to giving your pets a makeover - but they may gain more than a snazzy new appearance.

by burning_shadows_79
Altador Cup VI: The Team Files Part 1

Time to whip out those team jerseys and get supporting!

by zinkidy_dink
 
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Basics For a Great Look



You can't just slap a My Sisters Frilly Skirt, Old Fashioned Potato Sack, Field of Courgettes Background and Basic Red Balloon on your yellow JubJub and call yourself a customizer! There is one huge thing about customization that you MUST remember. Moderation, moderation, moderation. You should make sure that your customization is not too skimpy or boring, yet is not too cluttered. You don't need to have all of the clothing zones filled! I feel sorry for the poor pets...



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Dear Doctor Sloth
I think you're being unreasonable here. I'm sure you can fix me, if you put your mind to it.

by fredwulfa

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The Plushie Intruder
Striki had been charged with watching the garden. It was an odd task for a Darigan Kougra, perhaps, as Darigan Kougras were more often found guarding dark towers than bright flowers.

by lastavenger

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The Sorceress: Part Two
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up or throw you overboard."

by stella_123_5

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Rebecca's Best Friend: Part One
Rebecca and I first met the first day of second grade, back when nobody cared about Rebecca's stunning beauty...

by mannequin_of_jack

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Peophins & Unis
*swooosh*

by replying

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Talk About Random
But it prevents scurvy!

by buizelmaniac



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