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Issue: 564 | 28th day of Gathering, Y14 |
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| An Interview with Neopia's #1 Hoarder: WallaceEver wondered what that Red Wocky from Wicked Wocky Wobble wants with all that junk?
by fashiongirl25 | | Wrath of the Snowager Trophy GuideYou, the Snowager, are the victim of a thief Chia that is taking your treasures under your nose. Your mission, of course, is to recover all the stolen items.
by nicanorduarte | | Top 10 Slushies of All EternitySlushies are really popular all throughout Neopia, a sweet treat many Neopians love and adore as their favorite cold thing to drink (sorry, lemonade).
by fairygold | | Foolproof Ways to get Items from the Money TreeArriving early is very important. If you are late, other people will take all the items, leaving you nothing.
by thorndie | | Rare Petpets and How to Care for ThemSuppose you're a multi-millionaire, and have the means to spare no expense in providing your Neopet with the very best?
by burning_shadows_79 | | A Glimpse Into High-Stakes GamblingAt this point, you probably know your options: Nerkmids, Scratchcards, Treasure Maps, or the Wheel of Extravagance. Only one questions remains: Which one?
by wellesley_girls | | Sakhmet Solitaire: The GuideHere to learn some useful tips that will (hopefully) help you finally win a game of Solitaire!
by water14melon | | Assignment 53 - A Guide to Getting the AvatarThe best way to win is to practice. I do not expect you to get the avatar the first time through (though that would be quite impressive if you did), and you shouldn't either.
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Headlines "The Misfortunate Travels of Lemuel Gelert" by patt788 He was a sly, crafty fellow, and he offered me a vessel for a million neopoints. Imagine! A million for one of the run-down scraps of driftwood with mast and rigging he was trying to scalp! But I out-Doglefoxed the poor sap. I talked him down to a mere twelve hundred thousand...
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Orbia's Day "Hi, Orbia, can I have a hug?" she asked cheerfully. Orbia shook her head. She had no time; she had to find her plushies.
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Never Finish Last: Part Six "I upset a lot of people and possibly burned a few bridges for the sake of my ego. What I'm trying to say is that whatever happened on my team in Brightvale I hope that wouldn't happen here..."
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