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An Interview with Neopia's #1 Hoarder: Wallace

Ever wondered what that Red Wocky from Wicked Wocky Wobble wants with all that junk?

by fashiongirl25
Wrath of the Snowager Trophy Guide

You, the Snowager, are the victim of a thief Chia that is taking your treasures under your nose. Your mission, of course, is to recover all the stolen items.

by nicanorduarte
Top 10 Slushies of All Eternity

Slushies are really popular all throughout Neopia, a sweet treat many Neopians love and adore as their favorite cold thing to drink (sorry, lemonade).

by fairygold
Foolproof Ways to get Items from the Money Tree

Arriving early is very important. If you are late, other people will take all the items, leaving you nothing.

by thorndie
Rare Petpets and How to Care for Them

Suppose you're a multi-millionaire, and have the means to spare no expense in providing your Neopet with the very best?

by burning_shadows_79
A Glimpse Into High-Stakes Gambling

At this point, you probably know your options: Nerkmids, Scratchcards, Treasure Maps, or the Wheel of Extravagance. Only one questions remains: Which one?

by wellesley_girls
Sakhmet Solitaire: The Guide

Here to learn some useful tips that will (hopefully) help you finally win a game of Solitaire!

by water14melon
Assignment 53 - A Guide to Getting the Avatar

The best way to win is to practice. I do not expect you to get the avatar the first time through (though that would be quite impressive if you did), and you shouldn't either.

by return_of_weatherbee
 
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"The Misfortunate Travels of Lemuel Gelert" by patt788
He was a sly, crafty fellow, and he offered me a vessel for a million neopoints. Imagine! A million for one of the run-down scraps of driftwood with mast and rigging he was trying to scalp! But I out-Doglefoxed the poor sap. I talked him down to a mere twelve hundred thousand...




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Orbia's Day
"Hi, Orbia, can I have a hug?" she asked cheerfully. Orbia shook her head. She had no time; she had to find her plushies.

by catglove

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Full of Toast and Underwater
The Maraqua part I get. Okay, yes, I am a magma Grarrl, but we had the explore tool and that worked. But the toast...

by shadowstrand

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Never Finish Last: Part Six
"I upset a lot of people and possibly burned a few bridges for the sake of my ego. What I'm trying to say is that whatever happened on my team in Brightvale I hope that wouldn't happen here..."

Art by renzyboy

by renzyboy


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Tales from Neopia Central: Part Eleven
"Yes, Professor," Fiscal agreed. "Talking is the normal reason people come to speak with me. Aside from Professor Doogan, the man who devoted his life to studying mime artists."

by herdygerdy

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Scary Soup: Munch
*whimper*

by raykitty

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Funny Food - Part 2/5
No one can defeat me!

Also by melovechias

by ilovejonulrich




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