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Game Avatars for Busy Neopians

Do you want to increase your avatar count, but find your time consumed with restocking the latest unbuyable? Or are you simply a Neopian who wants to try and attain a game avatar without finding yourself devoting hours and hours of time that you know you can't really spare?

by flotsam_freako_8254
Becoming A Boisterous Bori

By the time you are finished completing these simple and easy steps, your Bori will be so pumped up that he won't even want to go inside his underground cave at all!

by kspare2
Top 10 Wearables for your Zombie Neopet

Zombie Neopets are so awesome you could care less about how scary and gross they are!

by mahneeka
Caring for an Evil Petpet

A guide for when you don't know where to turn with your volatile Petpet.

by raspberrywatching33
Geo on Neo: Battledome Exclusive

Just what exactly could the new Battledome possibly deliver? I make my way through Neopia Central to find out.

by icesmith
Top 10 Non-Flash Games To Rediscover This Winter

Happy holidays!

by fireairshadow
Tips of a Gamer - Attack of the Slorgs

This is the last time those nasty slorgs will try eating MY crops!

by 9r_waka_tip
First

First pets are special pets. I don't know why, but they are. It doesn't matter if they've got terrible names or a boring color. Owners all over Neopia have kept their first pets for reasons they might not even know.

Also by shoobydala

by almedha

 
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"Keep Out! It's Best You Don't Know Why" by peronalodis
Neopets go everywhere, enjoying their lives as much as they can, with the odd adventure or mishap along the way. But there is one place that is near completely ignored, even feared by some: a small island just off the coast of Krawk Island, where the only distinguishable thing is a huge black sign held up by bones, with the words "Keep Out" written on it...




Other Stories


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Luminescent Tears
My eyes locked with a pair of bright emerald. They belonged to a Kougra, one that was glowing radioactive green.

by lion_799

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Getting Painted
Topheles had been moping and muttering his way around the house for two weeks.

"I'm tired of being a red Kougra," he said. "When is Rachnisaur going to paint me?"

by rachnisaur


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The Golden Elephante: Part Eight
"As you so kindly pointed out to me, I have no idea how to use this thing," he said, jabbing the butt of his ornamental spear into the ground. "Odion is a fully-fledged magician who held your father down with magic with impunity."

by rachelindea

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The Vitruvian Wizard: Part Two
"You're sweeping this under the carpet?" Septimus demanded. "We're scientists, sir! We ask these sorts of questions!"

by herdygerdy

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Like Clockwork - Part Nine
Nothing suspicious here, nope.

by keshia_songwings

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Oh Space Faerie! #2
What a lovely day!

by saiyukii



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