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Issue: 691 | 24th day of Swimming, Y17 |
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 | Top 30 Summer ToysSummer time is all about playing outdoors in the heat and sunshine, and for every summer game and activity you need the right toys. We have brought you some of the best summer toys for all the games you want to play this summer. Also by wokitana
by blue_eyed_tiger_j |  | Guide to Guild Success: Part 3Learn tips and advices about how to write the proper and most suitable contenty for your guild! Also by dothaawave123
by sosudude |  | Top Ten Colors for Ruki DayI’m here to list ten of my favorite Ruki colors to convince you to do the same. According to the Neopets Popularity page, the Ruki is all of the way down in 39th place with a total of 2,027,176 Rukis created, and that is an injustice when you see how many beautiful colors are available for this unique species.
by melaiv |  | Creative Ways Of Adopting Pets!However, I've noticed several new classes of owners, people who adopt pets based on criteria other than the pets' looks, names or Battledome stats. Here is a list of the most interesting criteria, which I gathered by canvassing the people on the Pound Neoboard.
by indulgences |  | The Definitive Snowglobe GuideEver wonder what it takes to become an expert snow globe collector? No? Well, okay. But if you ever DO, read this book!
by azienskieth |  | Architecture of Neopia: MoltaraThe architecture of Moltara is unique for three main reasons. First of all, it was borne out of pure practicality and scientific inquiry, secondly it has been shut off from the rest of Neopia for thousands of years and thus has remained unchanged, and finally it is able to withstand incredible temperature and pressure.
by arkwright |  | Fast Guide to the Turtum AvatarThis guide is all about earning that elusive Turtum avatar from Ultimate Bulls-Eye II! Much like the game itself, this guide is short and sweet. It’s designed to help you earn the avatar in no time at all and quite painlessly too!
by return_of_weatherbee |  | Top Ten Summer ReadsBecause no library is complete without tales of sun and sand!
by sugarycupcakes |  | Conspiracy Theory - Is Fyora a Dark Faerie?Sure, we all love Queen Fyora. She’s the gracious ruler of Faerieland. She oversees the Faerie Quests that help us pets gain levels and get painted rare colors. She keeps Faerieland running at its prime. But how much do we really know about the Faerie Queen?
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Headlines "Story of the Hidden Tower" by x_mystichorse_x "Why nanny, if the tower is so grand and beholds the beautiful queen, should it be hidden at all?” Asked the tired little royal kougra as she held onto the silk sheets. “Well,” she started stroking Mila’s fur, “the tower is grand, and it is beautiful, but if it was not hidden Mila, thieves like Dr. Sloth, Meuka or the Jelly Chia could put their hands on the tower’s precious items and do whatever they would like with them.”
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Tales From Elysian Fields: Neopian Appetites You’re entering a world as real as you make it out to be; there are no limitations to the possible inputs and outputs. But unlike an equation, you can’t chart relics of a time yet to come — an opening into the dark matter before us. Free from the shackles of reality, you are about to take a walk in Elysian Fields.
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Mother's Balloon: Part Seven The Worthingtons went to work, but their houseguest remained in her seat. She did not try to help this time around, and she wondered if she ever would again. Her hands hurt too much to hold a knife to slice cheese or butter bread, and even if she was able to carry her own plate to the table, she would probably just drop it and smash it on the floor, and then everyone would step on the pieces, and would end up dropping their dishes as well.
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Arthur: A Weapon's Tale: Part Four By the ninth day, Arthur was weak and incredibly sore. His dreary eyes glanced quickly at the bruises and blisters that covered his feet. As Art staggered, he fell fast onto the cold ground. The fog in the forest surrounded his rigid body, and he fought to strain his head up. Art could see the flicker of some gold up ahead, and he slowly heaved his body forward, lacking the strength to stand back up.Also by surath
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