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The Best and Worst Dressed Fellas in Neopia

Have you ever wondered who the best dressed men around Neopia are? I’ve have searched high and low to make that executive decision.

by spukl1
Weather Inappropriate Pets

This begs the question, though: what happens when the color your pet changes into becomes a problem for your location?

by doglover3662
Top 10 NC Spring Wearables

Enough of winter! The spring is here and this article is exactly about how can we start it off on the right foot.

by paraxeno_daimonio
The Wheel of Extravagance Project

How I lost 11.5 million Neopoints over the the last year.

by bittersweet52
12 Petpets with Multiple Uses for Your Convenience!

While petpets are specifically meant for our pets to play with, take care of, and enjoy having by their sides, this doesn’t mean they don’t have other uses! In fact, below is a list of twelve petpets that can do more than just keep our pets company.

Also by yashasvika and gameboyknight

by ilovemykitties12

Dear Fippinator: Daily Dare Edition!

These questions were all gathered anonymously, Neopians far and wide shouting at me on the street hoping to get some advice on their most pressing issues. I'm not an expert by any means but I do what I can!

by fippinator
NCvesting: Your Guide to Neocash Investments

The Neocash marketplace functions like an economy, where investments are a chief source of success. I have devised and practice three key strategies that help accumulate investment capital!

by 34524
The Most Valuable Prizes from Your Dailies

In this article, I will go through some of the most valuable and rare items one can win from various dailies and discuss why they are so valuable.

by andrewo94
Letter to Neopia

In this week leading up to the annual and vastly overrated Grey Day, I feel that it is my obligation to inform you positively primeval peasants that you’ve been duped.

by hollywoodshowbox
 
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"The Silence of the Stuck" by thebusterbell
"I'm sorry boy, but at least here you'll have others to keep you company." Plewo the Gelert wilted at the sight of his owner shutting the pound door behind him, and quietly followed the yellow Techo that ushered him down the hall. Plewo was so distracted and despondent that he hardly noticed that they had been walking for quite a while, until finally the Techo shooed him into a cage at the end of the hall. As he took in his surroundings, he realized it was eerily silent for what he knew to be a crowded place. His cage was tucked into the corner, and he could only see a small patch of wall beyond the cage bars. The air smelled moldy, and his enclosure was cramped. Plewo lay silently for what seemed like days until suddenly a small voice spoke out, "pssst! I see you got unlucky too pal!" Plewo listened for the source of the voice, and figured the Neopet talking was just a few cages down. He didn't bother trying to respond however, when he had been a few years younger he had caught an illness that permanently took his voice. His owner had thankfully cured it quickly, but he had never been able to speak again after that. "Psst!" The voice quipped again, "you hear me buddy?!" Plewo stayed silent and tried not to let the other pet hear his sniffling, but the voice persisted, "okay, so you don't wanna talk? Fine, but at least make a sound so I know I'm not going crazy." Plewo sighed and tapped the bars once.




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A Color to Match
A day didn’t go by that I wasn’t grateful and overjoyed that I was not only brought into the world but that I was lucky to get an owner such as Rellexia, who gave everything she had to her family which motivated me to do the same. Yet still every morning I woke up, and every morning I stared at the mirror before going downstairs with the same feeling ached in my heart, the same thought popping into my head. I hate being a mutant!

by warriorcats

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First Day of School
As the Mynci giggled and walked away, Claylan frowned and shook his head. It was going to be one of those days. The first day of school was always like this—he should have expected as much.

by carizeecrow

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Return to Lynwood: Part Seven
Isengrim awoke to a twinge in his leg and the smell of breakfast. No—to call it just a “smell” would not do it justice.

by cosmicfire918

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Defenders Series 3: Siren of the Snows: Part Two
He knew only that Tech Tonic had been to none of them, meaning he hadn’t done any new investigating after going missing- all these newest cases had happened after the young hero vanished.

by shinkoryu14

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A Surprise Inside
I wonder what's inside!

by happipaper

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The Island Mystic Gets a Pet Warf
Has anyone seen my nose bone?

by dirigibleplums



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