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Smooch: The Top 5 Valentine Petpets!

Valentine’s Day is upon us and it’s no secret that every Neopian and every Neopet is excited for the possibility of the release of some new Valentine Petpets! Wait… What’s that? You didn’t even know that Valentine Petpets existed? Well… maybe that’s because there are currently only 11 different varieties of Valentine Petpets in Neopia

by rowdy420
Terrific Treats: The Tastiest Wintery Foods

During the winter season, many Neopians wonder what they should eat for their holiday dinner. Of course, the most important part of the meal is dessert. :P There is a myriad of choices which a Neopet has to deal with, and the options may seem overwhelming at times.

by _brainchild_
10 Things to do with Your Neo BFF

Having a neo BFF is a great way to stay involved with everything that goes on in Neopia, as well as having someone to improve your account with along the way.

Also by goldie11147

by meeshell362

Potion Peddling: An Overview of the Magic Shop

It is no secret that Kauvara is one of the best potion-makers in Neopia. Have you ever used a morphing potion on one of your pets? Have you ever bought a potion to heal it after a tough fight in the Battledome?

by tsiegred
List of Petpets that closely resemble Neopets!

Hmm never noticed the resemblance...

by k3l26
Recipe of the Week: Neggnog Cheesecake

Make Neggnog Cheesecake from the courtesy of your own kitchen!

by hauntinq
Delicacies from Around Neopia!

With how different the places around Neopia are, their food items are also very different. With so many options from each land, it is a hard task to consider what to eat in Neopia.

by starry_zafara
 
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"Identity Crisis:Part Two" by debbie1188
You mean you're devotedslothminion!?" No matter how he tried, Smaug just couldn't process this bit of information. Ted, the infamous devotedslothminion, was Lichen? How could this be? She'd been lying to everyone this whole time? But the depth of the deception! She'd seemed genuinely scared when she met Sloth at that party for Team Virtupets. She'd relied on Smaug for emotional support, or so he thought! When all that time she was secretly a minion? To think he stood up for her in front of the others! But who could fake being that terrified? The amount of intelligence and effort she must have put into her cover. He simply could not believe what he was seeing. "Smaug," said Lichen, her voice wobbling slightly with tension. "This is your little brother, DrSlothWannabe. Crazy, this is Smaug_of_Erebor, your big brother." The wild-eyed Moehog walked up to the startled Hissi. Smaug's first instinct was to back away, but he felt Lichen's hand at his back. If the gesture was supposed to comfort him, it wasn't working. "Have we met?" said Crazy, scanning Smaug's facial features with an invasive stare. "You used to be green, didn't you." "I – I don't think we have. Unless..." Smaug tried to think back. Lichen had bought that camouflage paintbrush shortly after his first ever trip to the Neolodge. They had met a young Moehog there near the end of their stay, noteworthy in that he seemed rather more interested than the average Neopet in hearing them talk about their owner. "You were Abe?" Crazy raised an eyebrow towards Lichen. "Told you, Ted."




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The Secret of Keep Out Island
It was a dark and stormy night as a Wraith Xweetok rowed his boat to Keep Out Island – as the locals call it. The island itself was tucked behind Krawk Island – a large sign with the words “KEEP OUT!” was flapping in the wind – the sign was what kept locals from going to the island...

by alvissofcaldia

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Alice's Lab Results
My name is Alice, I’m a Snot Jubjub. I wasn’t always like this, I was once beautiful. Do you want to hear how I became like this? Ok, I’ll tell you.

by ashgann11

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Hitomi the Witch:Part Ten
MISS CRAZY IS REALLY REVVING UP HER ENGINES NOW

by downrightdude

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Mundo The Grundo vs The Alien Aishas
Up in the Virtupets Space Station, not much malicious happens these days. Especially with Dr. Sloth barely being present, except to drop off some Transmogrification Potions hoping to grow his futile army, there is not a lot of drama that strikes down on the local Grundo population living in orbit around Neopia.

by randmar

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Trouble in Paradise: Puns
Puns are great, but this can happen when you see too many...

by chasing_stars44

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One Day Off
Being the Queen is very tiring you know!

by paperjeans



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