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Incredible Flash Game Music

Upon playing some of the older flash games in an attempt to get the avatar I begun to appreciate how incredible the soundtracks of the games are, so I decided to make an article on the musical themes we are so lucky to have in our flash games!

by m0nster_rancher
The Hardest Ever Neopets Quiz?

Do you know your Meepits from your Feepits? Can you name every Neopet species by heart? Remember the start date of every event? It's time to test your knowledge of Neopets. No cheating, now - find the answers off the top of your head, or not at all!

by ohsounicornly
Freaky Factory – My Vat Runneth Over

Durp!

by frosted_chooch
A Guide To Quests Across Neopia

Want to go on a quest? No need to wait for the faeries to assign you one, there are several places across Neopia where you can meet characters in need of your help. Who are they, where can you find them, and is completing their quests worth the time and effort? Read on to find out.

by aleu1986
Dressing Up Your Eyrie

Eyrie Day has arrived and an amazing way to celebrate this joyous holiday is by giving your Eyrie a complete make-over.

Also by piece Suchrob

by pixeldream

Bori-Tastic Recipes

Are you ready for some Bori-tastic recipes to celebrate Bori Day this weekend? That's what I thought! It is that time of year where we get to reminisce on the awakening of the Boris, which were once buried deep under the ice in Terror Mountain. Oh, you haven't heard that story yet? Let's jump into that first, for some context:

by smoothie_king_xiii
Famous Boris Through History

All Boris deserve to be celebrated for Bori day! There are a few heroes...or villains...that deserve special attention on this day though and it is always important to know your Neopian past and what the greats have done for the world of Neopia.

by parshew
Cheap Ways To Make An Impressive Neopet

In a lot of ways, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and true beauty can only be found within, but when you hit the neoboards and everyone starts laughing at your basic Green Uni those ideas go right out the window with your self esteem. But what are you to do if you do not have a lot of neopoints, you spend your afternoons at the Soup Kitchen and a splurge treat for your pets is a single night at the roach hotel?

by luuuvmebabe
 
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"Where are you, Caramel?" by kikiyomi
The touch of sun rays coupled with its warmness woke me up earlier than usual. I’m not exactly a light sleeper; my older twin, Caramel, could vouch for my grogginess. She would always be the one to wake me up saying, “C’mon Cannoli, the bakery was your idea! I prepared all the ingredients late last night, it's your turn to bake it!” And I would cynically reply, “Just chop my arm off, I’m made of biscuits after all.” “Yeah, too bad you don’t taste great,” Caramel would say dragging me off the bed. “Neither would you!” Then I would say under my breath: “Dark Chocolate is not a thing the customers would immediately grab off the shelves.” “What was that?” She would glare menacingly.If eyes could punch, I would have been beaten numerous times. Thankfully, my sibling charms always get the best of her. I would then tell her that “Dark Chocolate was the best type of chocolate there is to me”. From that flattery, she would instantly warm up, give me a tight squeeze and breakfast. That’s right that good o’l fresh pancakes and syrup, both our one of kind recipe and a good cup of mocha coffee to start the day. Honestly, I usually wake up to the smell of her baking but I always go right back to sleep, waiting for her to wake me.




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A Princess and Her Struggles
You will make a great Queen of The Lost Desert when the time comes...

by kalir

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Where are you, Caramel?
The touch of sun rays coupled with its warmness woke me up earlier than usual. I’m not exactly a light sleeper; my older twin, Caramel, could vouch for my grogginess.

by kikiyomi

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The Flood that Brought Trouble:Part Six
The boat was packed as Kon, Spike, and Aren pushed it towards where Aren said the pirate ship would be located. Bonzi was in trouble and needed help and since she was only a skinny Lenny, she wouldn’t be able to fight them on her own.

by hannahcreep

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Hello Fellow Traveler:Part Two
As the Moonstone Islanders settled onto their new homeland, Jerdana offered to show Nera what all they had built.

by trishabeakens

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Perhaps you should follow her
Great.

by lighters_

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Eenie Meenie
He can't make up his mind, mind, mind, mind, mind.

Also by gollyitsirene

by frankie8492




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