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	The Very VERY Stale Bread: The Virtupets Saga A collection of parody articles written during the latter half of Y23. by no1_tails_fan
	The Neopian Zodiac: An Overview "As you traverse the world of Neopia together, you build unbreakable bonds. However, even the most synchronous of Neopets and Neopians can sometimes have difficulties. To help you and your Neopets understand each other, I am providing my astrological insight!" by kaitlinhoneybee
	Thinking Outside the Box for Autumn Customizations "Keep an eye on the NC mall for new seasonal items to complete the look!" by loyalty_sustained
	The Spooky Food Shop Exposed "I’m writing to inform the public of a massive moral atrocity which had been happening right under our noses. It was that outrageous Spooky Food shop in the Haunted Woods..." by _brainchild_
	Spooky Companions: A Guide for the Intrepid Neopian "The daunting task of selecting a Petpet for your Neopet can feel overwhelming, but it doesn’t have to be!...There are, however, a whole host of underappreciated, albeit slightly odd Petpets that many overlook..." by cryistalene
	A Guide to the Top 10 Trick-or-Treat Bags of All Time "Carved pumpkins, eerie cackles, and that feeling like you’re being watched from the shadows? Sounds like Halloween is nearly upon us." Collab with theguy2020 by corrina404
	Trick-or-Treat Guide to Neopia Happy Halloween! by mickey_a94_a39

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"Night of the Evil Coconuts" by cazcazig
Long before the invention of the famous Coco Whip Slushie, a small tribe of coconut people had discovered the only place where the Neopian Chocolate River meets the Cream Waterfall. The resulting mixtures were collected by the Pango Tribe and given to young Neopets as treats. The wise elders of the tribe, Umma Bunga, Cinto Pango, and Tshimba Pango, all vowed to protect and maintain the Mallow Jungle. The chief, Umma Bunga, placed a hand over his mouth and vowed to "speak no evil". Cinto Pango covered each side of his face and vowed to "hear no evil".

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Rubble and Memories
"A letter came, as they often did, in the beak of a Weewoo. But this one was different..."Thumbnail made by twillieblossom

by parody_ham

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Something Purple This Way Comes
"Vandebart Biggsby is the name. Apple bobbing is my game. You can call me Bart. I came to the Haunted Woods a long time ago. After I settled down in Neovia, I got to know the other residents of the spookiest place in Neopia. Mind you, I keep other Neovians at a distance..."

by me_r_cy

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Geographical Guide to the Best Recipes in Every Land
"Welcome back to my chronicles of finding and making the best foods in all Neopia! The tales I’m sharing today come from places parched of water and overwhelmed by the heat..."

by doglover3662

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The Royal Thief Unbound
Written letters rarely bear good news. Collab with breakeven.

by k3l26

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Wayfarers
"This is a night of terrors..."

by ssjelitegirl

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Halloween Word Search
Dare to search for spooky words in in this Word Search!

by brookexashleyy

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