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Unsung Heroes: Behind the Scenes Neopians Part 3

"This is the third in a series of interviews conducted with a handful of Neopia’s unsung heroes – those who keep our world spinning (sometimes, quite literally!)."

by thebanditrocks
10 Birdy Petpets for Your Feathered Friend

"You’ve just adopted a new feathered friend – Eyrie, Pteri, Vandagyre, Lenny, it doesn’t matter. As a big bird Neopet owner, I guarantee they’re going to only want the best of the best when it comes to Petpets."

by draik_bianca
The Ripest Mynci Beach Volley Ball Tournament

"This tournament has drawn in Mynci teams from all over Neopia, each one eager to show off their skills and take home the coveted trophy." Collab with daschuffita

by actiontal
To All Returning Players...

"I mean, Neopets offers a variety of activities and it can get overwhelming. So here's a little guide to help to ease the confusion and offer some things to start with." Collab with vanillerrybeitje

by maryannyks
A Tyrannian Victory Day Shopping List

"Every year, on May 12th, Neopians of all sorts gather to celebrate Tyrannian Victory Day. This day commemorates the brave Tyrannians who fought for their freedom against the oppressive and evil forces that sought to overtake the historic land of Tyrannia."

by cryistalene
 
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"A Hero's Journey: As Told" by precious_katuch14
This is the story of a hero. Not me, but I’m in the story, at least? It’s been a family tradition to have a knight from every generation. You already know Sir Reynold, who fought in the Meridell wars, mentored many knights who are still in service today, and of course, had two sons he raised to follow in his footsteps. The firstborn was me, your dear old dad. I believed I would inherit my father’s sword, and become the next warrior in the family. That is, until my little brother was born and totally ruined my life. Don’t tell Rohane that. On second thought, he already knows that. Heh. Well, it doesn’t matter, because he’s the hero in this story. Father taught us swordsmanship, hand to hand, even stuff like reading, writing and arithmetic, lessons you need to become a good little page, before you become a good little squire. I can’t remember why Father never took Rohane and me to the castle to learn there. Maybe he wanted us to stay with Mother, maybe he just wanted to spend more time with us here at home. I do remember that I hated Rohane for picking up fencing faster than I did. I was so jealous of him that I was always trying to one-up him, until one day I went too far, and we got into trouble. I should never have been jealous of my brother. I should’ve realized that there was nothing wrong with both of us carrying on Father’s legacy. Unfortunately, we would carry Father’s legacy sooner than we thought.




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Mae's Mysteries: The Case of the Missing Necklace
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