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Circulation: 120,559,293

Issue: 234 | 7th day of Eating, Y8

Comics

	Hard Times Sounds like things are going pretty well. by ssjelitegirl
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore When you don't take the easy way out. Written by anjie by chivo
	Everyone's Favorite Uncle Ugga bug-uk dugga! =( by citadell
	XTREME normality When pet and owner simularity goes too far... by xtreme_turtle
	Kawaii - Thanks For the Warning It must be my lucky day. Also by neo_amy by crow213
	What's for Dinner, Turmy? This is what Turmaculus gets for trying to eat our petpets. by 0riginal_sin
	Mount Insane Blub, blub. by heidi67859
	The Life of a Maraquan Buzz "How are we supposed to get up there?" by lil_neo_freak242
	Why Why you should always check to make sure the carrot you're eating isn't really a Chia in disguise... by redler1
	Not a Typical Day for a Pea Chia... What the...? Also by kevinneo1328 by leeloo18
	Too Much Information Never anger the artist. by feydon
	Illusen Irony Where is my Bony Grarrl Club? Also by spotsilver by lukeneedsatrim
	Pint Sized Quoxwood's home, Part 1: About stupid, cute, fuzzy things... by lachtaube
	Baby Buzz Goes Fishing Baby Buzz thinks his own bait is better than the Techo's bait... read and see if that is true! by slobbee
	Tiki Troubles - Fair's Fair? That's not a winning ticket! by doughnut215
	NeoComp Let's name him Bitey... by chibikatza
	Feed to FloofyMuffin I'm not hungry anymore... by scarymuffin
	Painting Problems How far will you go to look like your idol? Also by candlewind35 by tehhotbird
	Gone Fishing In loving memory of _Tilly_1342_87636... by ferim
	The Pet Patrol Revolution - Vacation Watch your step. by neo_tomi
	Petpet Cannonball Meets Feed Florg Boom. Whee. Splat. Burp. by lawrenceudall
	NeoPest Something has happened! Also by angelica030788 by velveteen
	Musings Oh, the woes of inflation... by elegon
	Neopian Insanity And for dessert... Also by emmybug184 by cosmicfire918
	Spiffy What do you suggest we do? by pegahorn12
	The Pant Devil Strikes again! Noooo! by pacmanite
	Liff & Canf Mmm... by emmacatty
	Quick Thinking JarbJarb says, "Ugga ugg." by 0os_t_a_c_e_yo0
	Awkweird Oi... Techmendous makes strange excuses... by celestialearthenmage
	Living in Maraqua Location, location, location. by cartoonbabyboy
	Pixels Now that takes talent. by starsparkler
	Oh Yeah... Really, there's no resemblance. Idea by shiningstar8989 by glowing_banana
	High Voltage - A Pretty Toy BWAHAHAHA. by uslibra
	Flarisal's Comic Life: Making Cookies Are you ready to bake cookies? by akress
	Problems Only Neopian Goths Have Where did all our money go? by popeyethecat
	The Chias Discover a Lupe Secret Eat your veggies, children... by liquiddragonn
	In the Shadows of Neopia Just who is he shopping for...? by morrigan_a_aensland
	Slinky Says... Cute. by macabreinside
	Shoyru Squadron: Agents of Faerie The Shoyru Squadron returns in "24, N.S.T."! by the_darkjedi
	A Day at the Fountain Just a few more minutes... by _cheeryblossom_
	A # 1 - Chia When good Chias go bad... by a_number_1

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"The Mortog of Meridell" by _the_antagonist_
All I could tell was that my body was being lifted into the air, jumbled and tossed within the bag, which felt rather slimy to me. I also suddenly heard this horrible sound ringing in my delicate Mortog ears, some unearthly noise... "Errr-ribbit!" Something croaked...

Other Stories

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The Issue
"Mrailly, wake up, wake up, it's the weekend and Sarah said we're going to Faerieland!"

by sarahsmithies

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The Gratitude of a Bottled Faerie
"How did this happen to me?" the small dark faerie mourned in a hushed tone to herself within the sealed bottle that was holding her prisoner...

by xxnekoninjaxx

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Let's Talk Trash: How to Properly Dispose of One-Neopoint Items
I've been to the city countless times, and I don't remember a time when the streets were spotless. There was always a Chia Pop wrapper, Neocola can, or rotten left sock laying on the ground somewhere.

by darkerstrife

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What's in a Name?
Alright, let’s get started. As a general rule numbers are a no-no. There are some exceptions, though, but we will get to that later.

by danman111111

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The Shoyru Tamer: Part Three
"Uhhh… I'm up…" She looked over the edge of her bunk bed and saw Angel waving and smiling up at her...

by dragoncatcher_sammy

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The Greatest Treasure of All: Part Four
"Actually, for your information, we didn't give up," replied Katrina. "And, not that it's any of your business, another clue led us here. So if you don't mind, we are going to go find the treasure, without your help."

by kacheeklover3579

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