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Issue: 258 | 22nd day of Gathering, Y8

Comics

	No Game Here: Web Of Spyder The tables have turned. Art by rookina by hello5346
	Little Blue Dot Sometimes, life is so predicta- SPLAT! by monrae01
	Neopups Check what's inside.... by coshi_dragonite
	Popular Misconceptions Everything about being a baby Nimmo is great... by squire_genevieve
	Just a Little Weird - Rock Ooo! Fun! by hibye5434
	Price Efficient ... cubefish? by alenyoti
	Good Times I wonder if they found their missing crew guy yet... by nefelim99
	D00M 2, The Lever of Must... not... pull... again... by rcwalters
	Addiction Whoa. That's a fluffy Gnorbu. O_O by respects
	Insanity Management Just back away slowly... by neon_neoni
	Idioticity Killed the Cat No. 1 These curtains are a charming accent for any room. by caitlyn8248
	Spooky POOF! by ghostkomorichu
	Absolute Rubbish What REALLY happened to Hoban... by littledrummergirl92
	Journeys of Meridell We seem to be very good at getting lost. by prismfire
	Shell Hunting Maybe it's a shell for him. by alvin8arnold
	Pretzel Juggler: Unbalanced Hmm... looks like that ski trip's off. by flutterflies
	Neoquest 1 Comic You defeated a melatite dervish! Also by yizada by nancy_kelpie2
	I'm a Kad, I Swear ^_^ Art by rose_of_eternity_69 by lutizzle
	Rainbow Fountain Never get on the wrong side of the Fountain Faerie... by mcgirlcat
	Inconceivable! Perhaps the Pant Devil needs to keep his day-job... by hakurui
	Aimless: Pteri Fishing Hey, Poko! I'm back from fishing!... by nightwatcher4890
	It's Raining Mortogs!! I wanna get zapped! by lydiatjfly
	The Gallion Ranch Time flies, unlike some other things... Script by hakuryu_86 by pacmanite
	The Near Side Yum, coffee. by temiree
	Grumpy Old Sea Dog Hey Scarblade! Wanna hear a joke? by red_labster
	Secrets of Neopia: 73h N0013 Just push this button. Art and layout by tamia_silverwing by ice_creema876
	The Snowager He didn't mean to blast you. :( Idea by niatup by hikarru
	A Slothy Day Nothing goes wrong when you have control over an army of Wind-Up Dr. Sloth Toys... Or does it? by worldbystorm
	Turtum Toy The petpet I bought yesterday is sick or something... by plaquenil
	The Mysteries of Neopia Neopia may never know. by snowangel771
	How To Get Away From Troubles Ouch, guess that didn't turn out right... by sky_wonder
	Random Something And... for the Flotsam category, the gold trophy goes to... by silvermare200
	Fury's Chaos A Chokato day out. by blade_liger100
	Out of Ideas Should I tell them or shouldn't I? by silmarwen_telrunya
	Does Your Petpet Look a Bit Strange... ...after a visit to the Symol Hole? by simpliciityx3
	The Not Every Day Siblings What's wrong with Angelpuss? by sassygurl2894

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"The Return" by phsycoticdancer
"A joke!" A green fist slammed down on the mantel and rested there. "Is that all I am?!" The caped figure raised both arms imploringly at the painting above the fireplace. "Is that all I have become?" he mourned. His arms fell to his sides, his hands tightening into fists. He swung around to look down at the quivering purple Grundo behind him, and shook one fist at it...

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Vampire Flowers
What are they doing? Pansy wondered. Her Lenny neighbors were new and she knew nothing about them or what they were up to...

Also by elvenmirror24

by rainbow_mist_wave

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Shining in the Night
Serenity arrived at Neoschool at 9:30, thirty minutes past the bell. She stuffed her things in her locker and dashed for class. When she appeared in the doorway, Ms. Nerah frowned...

by kittyat14

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The Neopian's Guide to the Mystery Pic - Don't Panic
You don't have to have absolutely perfect color pitch, but it certainly helps. So does perseverance, patience, and a penchant for puzzles that require painstaking attention to detail.

Also by angstyerica

by huntersglencurlz

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The Complete Guide to Homeschooling Your Neopets
Well, if you are not sending your pets to neoschool, ponder on this question a moment: how are they going to learn? Fear not, fellow Neopians, for I have here a complete guide for homeschooling Neopets.

by zippo92740

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Beauty of the Snow: Part Two
Occasionally she tripped on one or the other, and Inga would move to catch her, but the Aisha always caught herself before she fell, with unnatural grace, and would give Inga a shy smile before moving on...

by extreme_fj0rd

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The Protecter Chronicles: The Beginning of the End - Part Three
He wore a careless, devil-may-care smile on his face and possessed an easy grace that made him appealing to any crusty old soul. Unfortunately, the charm didn't work so well on Darl...

by angelfire_from_above

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