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Issue: 261 | 13th day of Collecting, Y8

Comics

	Shmoobling #1 Neopian beaches - Getting smaller?! by middien
	The Neo397s How are you holding that thing? by isaiahdjkim
	What a Wonderful Cheese Weeb shudders with fear. by nanoalchemist
	Faerie Power! POOF. by ratcake
	Is That Ach y Fi? Yum, carbon dioxide. :P by shadow_usul_13
	Out Of Whack - Yumm... Non-Existence No pets were harmed in the making of this comic... mostly because they don't exist. :o by bluepen
	Blue Dice-A-Roo! So that's where the meepits get their reinforcements from! =o by soggy_cardboard
	Fiesty Freaks Oh, I go like this when I'm thinking really hard. by eevilbirdiezuh
	Potato Counter's Nightmare Uh-oh! Now that's hard core counting! by carrie24601
	Mysterious Cooking Vessel! Ah, the fun of Culinary Concoctions! by edddibgaz
	Swim, Hannah, Swim! Kidding, right? by alenyoti
	Out of Ideas Play with me! by silmarwen_telrunya
	Explifericity! Noobs were harmed in the making of this comic. by evalyn1012
	T3H ULT1M4T3 3B1L!!!11!11 gigglesnort Idea by seeing_starz932 by rose_of_eternity_69
	Major Malfunction #23 I always knew they were conspiring against us.... by moonxtal
	The Boys Don't lie, Adam. We know you made him do it. by stefie_chan
	The Purple Pencil Case That doesn't look too comfy... by simone112233
	Popular Misconceptions Y r u all dimm wittud? by squire_genevieve
	"Inconceivable!" Suitcases are for suits, briefcases are for...? by hakurui
	Brothers'n'Sister - Twisted Luck (Paint Brush Luck) II That birthday present we gave you... by kamikatze24
	For the Glory For all its glory and glamour, the life of a Yooyu is not as easy as it may seem. by aiyakhiori
	The Art Of Nonsense "It's not working..." by kaalypso
	The Near Side It's opposite day! by temiree
	Get the Picture? #Shenkuu They are a merchant town, after all.... by poppie_ng
	Strawberry Trifle Poor Hoban... by x_meluvmamodo_x
	Daily Dose - Snowager Alert! How do you steal from the Snowager while he is awake? by autoc007
	Splodge Zapping and sulking.... by scribble
	Neo-Displacements - Love After It Rains Rain + Clouds = Fur? by kopacca2592
	Questionable Taste Mutants eat weird things. by anti_doirn
	Off Track: Crokabek I thought it was gonna be a pain in the neck... by klipsan
	Little Orby You have a new quest! by tashni
	The Reason Kadoaties Aren't Allowed At Neoschool Proof that they can be quite mischievous... by x__orlando4eva__x
	Dandilion Tails: On the Therapist's Couch "The Trials and Tribulations of an Avatar Petpet" Idea by walkaroundstar by dandilion_crucifix
	The Locker Room When things go wrong, run away. by keng200
	A Spooky Halloween, pt 2 Sorry you weren't able to bite me. by ghostkomorichu

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"Jealousy: A Tale of Two Salesmen" by firehazzard
Smitty was now on the porch. He looked about as though he was about to jump into a pit of brainrolls and rotten neggs that had been conveniently left in the road. In short he looked as though he was going to vomit. He knocked on the door. Once, twice. No answer...

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Jealousy: A Tale of Two Salesmen
"Smitty, Smitty, Smitty. There are some things, some situations in life that you must accomplish by yourself. By yourself," she repeated for emphasis...

by firehazzard

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The Lucky Coin
The coin's rim was jagged and well worn; the front print was smudged ever so much so that the imprint was unreadable. It was something she had never seen the likes of before...

by lemonlovingcutie

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20 Ways To Make Neopets More Fun
1. Paint all Neopets chocolate. It's just so obvious. I mean, pets and chocolate are great separately, but when put together, my gosh have you got yourself a combination!

by torturerose

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Chocolate Neopet Care Guide
To be a chocolate Neopet owner you have to have the right tools for the job. You will just need 10 simple items to help your sweet Neopet survive this world full of hungry Neopets.

by mythol3025

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Beauty of the Snow: Part Five
They bought a thick jacket for her; though at first it seemed much too warm, as they proceeded back to Inga's apartment Lia found herself getting colder and colder, until she was shivering even with the coat...

by extreme_fj0rd

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Starlight Invasion: Keeping Secrets - Part One
Leaving the group, I flapped ahead to look at the cadet base, the small, bubble-roofed building that would be my home. My home, beneath the stars...

by rainbow_daydreamer

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