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Issue: 309 | 14th day of Gathering, Y9

Comics

	Meeping Madness #2 Forget about the ink blots... by yellowsugardog
	Wafflecone II Watch out for that swamp ghoul... by nickulla
	The Quiggle Ballet Tutu! I'm going to buy one! by ooorianeoo
	CrazyComix: Oh Brother... Uhhh... no comment? by samantha13_rose
	Why the Meteor Really Leaves! At least he left an I.O.U. by sarah_is_cool_times2
	Dear Neopets Team... Exposing the dangers of Neopia, one letter at a time. Brought to you by Grey the Uni... who is actually coloured green. by featherwingedangel
	Happy Birthday! A blue Kiko and a yellow Chia go to wish happy birthday to their friend... by i_am_you_
	The Dark Side Do not feed. by vira8
	Cooking With Dr. Sloth The Dr. Sloth Way by blackaliscious
	Hilarious Hissi Don't wanna say "I told you so," but... I told you so. by baby_everything
	A-choo! Don't underestimate a bug the size of your thumb. ;) by srsddgrl
	Puddles I want OTHER slushie flavors from now on, please! by qibbo
	Unhinged Maybe an upgrade? by sharkies
	Altadorian Cobb Salad "The One With the Missing Plushie" by tissuewaster
	Stolid Solids Every petpet finds a pet. by darkangel_neo14
	Warped! You'd think there'd be a limit to their thievery. by naekiri
	Hagan's REAL Secrets I already knew that! by ringb
	Kyuuu? Gosh darn reality D: by nausicaa1992
	Teknolojee Oops! Sorry, this item does not exist in Neopia! by kevinlin1216
	Pant Devil Meets Boochi Pant Devil: I just wanted some candy. :( by seth123456
	So Fresh Have you ever wondered how snowballs are made...? by miss_fresh_7
	Random Neothought LOL. by dptdtkf
	Picturing a Weewoo What's wrong with that camera!? Story by tulle_94 by cawzer2
	Pointless Nonsense - Times Writers My idols! by petfriendamy
	Mutants Are Classy Well, I never! by dig_that_maniac
	Tag Can Be So Unfair! You're it! Also by _devimon_ by futuremrsharrypotter
	The Valley of Spam Should we trust him? by chichikokoyamma
	You Know You've Been Playing Neopets Too Long When... Mooo? Also by gruslenman by thunderwolfcrys
	Be Original Happened at the BC Board: "OMG PLZ VOT 4 MI ENTRY I DONT CHAET ITS HAND DRAWN!!11!!" by doomsays_
	Gone Batty Ah, the joys of living in the Haunted Woods! by dogsndragons
	Ximera's Home Video: The Red Tail NOO!!! My brother's a cannibal!! I can't believe it!!! by ximera
	Painting Your Pet Normally, pets are ecstatic when they're painted... by artsyk
	Don't Trust The Pant Devil! My lupe Vermanee was tricked by the Pant Devil! by deluxe_cheeseburger
	NC MALL Daydream~ by imthai
	The Benefits of Having Jelly Walls See, being poor isn't always bad! by wirlhwind
	Lever of Doomed Avatar Collectors You know you want to pull it. by sleepysweeper
	Half Empty Free moral included. by panther_puma
	Kau Coral Moo? Script by kamikatze24 by michelle192837
	Normal is Overrated Yum! by tamarainian_girl

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Chocolate Ball!

A buzz of excitement is in the air. Hordes of Neopians are walking toward the one, the only, Annual Chocolate Ball. Most are turned away at the door, for they have no invitation (granted only to the best of Neopia) in their paws, hands, or hooves. This reporter has managed to grab an invite from an innocent passerby (it was all in the name of journalism!), and is now standing inside the Chocolate factory...

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Nothing Else
All she had to do was turn around and go back to her nice, warm, bed- "So what do I do?" she whispered, shivering, to herself. "Turn back, or keep going?"

by sunsetneversetting

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Spilled Potion
A ratty meowclops with a missing ear crept up and sniffed at the puddle, interested. Sophie looked down. "I wouldn't do that..."

by ocelot9230

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Mutant Pets... Truly Evil? Or Misjudged?
Mutant pets are extremely loyal to the few people who are their friends.

by adopt_today01

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Guide to Wicked Wocky Wobble: Junk or Treasure
The object of the game is to help Wallace the Wocky catch as many of the falling items from the tree as possible using your mouse to control him. You must be careful, though; if you move too quickly it can be game over for you.

by night_angel302

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The Dark Faeries' Apprentice: Part Five
She slapped a hand to her face. "I... Happiness, don't you remember Denriada? Don't you remember... what she did?"

by neo_star_queen

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Kadoatery Khronicles: Part One
"Look! There's the Kadoatery! Doesn't it look nice?" Ciasa said loudly as she stopped in front of the building. The Kadoatie didn't quite think so...

by dpickle26

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