Still thwarting Sloth's mind control...

Circulation: 177,117,147

Issue: 319 | 21st day of Storing, Y9

Comics

	Appropriate Jobs Ep#2 There are some jobs your neopet was born to do... that's not to say they're enjoyable. by insignificantone
	The Grey Mynci Grey pets can't laugh? by nike_v
	Fast Food All is fair in love and... um, getting your Baby Neopet to eat his dinner. by kalvaja
	The Unexpected Thanks, Doc... by oliver381
	Thy Mirthful Court Jester With a Court Jester like that, no wonder King Skarl is always Moody... by astrogrilledveggie
	A Day in the Desert Blue hands...? by invalid_character
	Qnde & Szoo: A Hugging Problem, Part 1 Oh, look! It's a Huggy! by shubi5
	Gasp! ... by curve
	Notions and Nonsense "Lolly Folly" Concept by patjade by aimeilee
	Colour-Blind #3 CD tries to "help" the kids out with some good old therapy! by subzeroace
	Just Filler He's not stupid... just insane. by katopia12
	Diary of a Mad Neopian: Whatever! Based on a true story involving NPR and me! :) by strangeperky
	The Spookiest Mutant Petpet People who are spooked easily should not read this comic. (I'm serious!) :o by brittanyrc3
	SWEETOKS 2 I don't think it's under there. by hallowheart
	say... CHEESE! Let's try to dress up your baby neopet... by maryboszy
	Meepit vs. Gathow Rival Number Two by mcelrath5
	Confessions of a Gaming Freak One: Igloo Garage Sale - The Game by king_of_all_jetsams
	Drama Queens Not the brightest crayon in the box, are we? by noobspeak
	The Kad House Welcome! by flosset
	Kaleidoscope #1 - Ah! Behind You! A mutant joke... by milk_bar
	Ham-I-Am 5: Qasalan Expel Out of order. by pettamapossum
	Fiery Blues Zixryo discoveres that his newly-acquired exterior is not all that it's "flamed-up" to be... by nybanonpu
	From the Mind of an Incredibly Bored Artist One bite is painful, but a second bite's poisonous. by tori_of_the_elves
	Evil Feepit #26 Almost Petpets... by fmoura_98
	Let's Get Creative Here Um... ouch? by minuko
	Are Meepits Really Innocent? The true side of meepits... are they good, or are they evil? by hugme9000
	Easy Come Easy Go Goodbye, NP... by sarika_ambrielle
	Fanatic Paradox Some people are just hard to understand... by maivry
	T4U: Thought for Food TehamaTeho says, 'Yuck! I'm not eating one of those!' by sheep_416
	What...? You are what you eat. by bongoshortie
	Missing? The final chapter with battles and everything!!! by 220232
	Neon (#1) Watch the Gormball! by zzanniezz
	The Valley of Spam How bizarre. by chichikokoyamma
	Go Cubical Sea Fungus! When sea fungus come in handy. by spiritofearth
	Holiday Rush Hurry! by kevinlin1216
	Team Mayhem We meant for TNT to have a good birthday... by dark_moon_blossom

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Neopian "Illiteracy"

Supposedly, everyone who is able to create a guildless board and read the guild advertisement is literate. There is no "semi-literate". In response to a guild's "literate requirement", an average person would make sure they can read what is posted and simply be able to respond; however, a Neopian would think, 'Well, my font is tiny and black, my avatar is cute... yes, I believe I'm literate...'

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