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Issue: 382 | 6th day of Running, Y11

Comics

	Ghost Meepits for Sale! And they come with free warning labels! by dragonstorm_75
	Obviously Not #1 Trying out for the cheerleading squad Drawn by marilltachiquin by semicutie3
	Meerca Chase Madness Why do they follow him? by sloshypond
	Vacuumfish How convenient, a vacuumfish! Idea by earls by moomy_x
	Little Friends Friend or foe? by verob
	Kadventures Petpetpets can be quite pesky... by blaumann
	Inanimate Objects You ever party with a mushroom? by btcomsa12
	Phantom Sisters #1 - Hotaru's Surprise It's an easy mistake, right? by prkoneko
	The Fantasy You ARE NOT! Also by anikkita by _rafa_16_
	Nothing Has Happened Always talk to your pet before bringing home a new friend... and maybe a doctor too... by ker_berethrou
	Freedom to the Funny Pages - Pound It's all underground! That's how! by nickulla
	I Hate Logic Inflatable Balthazar has beaten you! by yinna65
	Petpetpet-petpetpet!!! There's such a thing as saying pet too many times... by cynzors
	Zapped by the Petpet Lab Ray This petpet has been zapped! by _spooky_cat
	S'more All together now... by thewizardess
	Spooky Brought to you by Virtupets Insta-Grow Rays! by ghostkomorichu
	Drawing a Comic Not a good idea, Sakura... by tiquandowitch
	Water Water Everywhere gasp Also by kosui by marymao
	MY LLAMA WEARS GLASSES ...I'm ever so very nice to my dear pets. =D by sketches
	Something Smells Fishie Poor, unwanted Koi Plushie... by luckyfishie
	Soup of the Day Wait! by stargirl5357
	Dolly! I want a doll! Art by cevierakasky by jessy_lynn96
	That Was Lucky Wow, what luck! by scattle
	Say What?! 1.0 You have no ears... by x_drey
	Customization Hehe! by imthai
	SOLD OUT! Awww... by _pokemon12_63
	Underwater Fishing #2 When the Giant Squid avi came out... Concept by snakeroot by annneonet
	Bored Pets There's just no arguing with them. by thebucketknight
	What happens when... ...you discard items? by kath602
	an untitled neopian comic #1: NT Attempts :D by fizzybubbles6293
	Neopian Daze: Meet Urroo 2 All of your comic are belonging to us. by blackaavar_reborn
	Where Are the Grarrls? This comic explains why there's no Grarrl Keyquest tokens YET! ;D pokes TNT by _metallica13_

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Run To Gadgadsbogen

This festival, which occurs once a year at Mystery Island during the Month of Running, is the celebration of new life, great friends, and most importantly delicious fruits and vegetables. Now, of course, I realize that not everyone enjoys eating fruit, let alone icky vegetables, but ten out of ten agree: "The fruits and vegetables of the Gadgadsbogen festival are a tasty treat for the eyes, as well as the taste buds..."

Other Stories

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An Empty Cage
A small Green Ogrin smiles hopefully...

by greatmouseisi

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The Whisper in the Attic
I can't see her, of course- she's invisible. But over time I learned to search for the feeling of her presence, a deep imprint in a cushion, a horseshoe-shaped mark in a layer of dust.

by sunbeams

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Hungry
People have even spread around "tips" for getting soup from my kitchen, no matter how rich they are!

by hilarysayshi

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Daily Dare Setback and Frustration Prevention Guide
Here are some tips and strategies to help you deal with any frustration you may have, by thinking things out logically.

by you_are_my_happiness

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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Yanked Yooyus - Part One
"Then how do you suggest we address the matter?" the Head of the Altador Cup Committee spat.

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Regrets and Forgiveness: Part Two
"Look out, Lilly!! I'M COMING TO SAVE YOU!!" he bellowed...

by reeses_pet

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