Sanity is forbidden

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Issue: 485 | 11th day of Running, Y13

Comics

	Shades and Hues 13 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 9/15 by mstr_dark
	The Missing Vegetables I can't find any of them! Idea by gloomyparadise by lilyed
	Academese #5: Synge's Intro She radiates happiness! by prismfire
	More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 9 There's food, but drink-wise?... by alagfalaswen
	Neopian Anomaly, Part 7 Really, just cracking that overused joke is proof enough. by lizica166
	Monsters Under the Bed "Sweet dreams, Saly!" by djudju22_8
	The Off Season: Diet "It's not fat! It's... protective insulation!" Somebody needs to cut down on treats. by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Revert: Misadventures in Babysitting 2/2 Clearly he gets by on luck. by charybdis7
	It's Not My Fault! It takes more than just makeup skills. by baby_gal14522
	Poor Woodland Pets... The downside of being woodland. by louise_the_zero
	How to be Annoying Uh, be careful with that... by smellsomebeans
	Off the Page: Xandra's Glasses Hey, look what I found! by supercomputer276
	It's a Bug's Life 2 I must be seeing things... by silvergullmon77
	Prizes? Well, I like them... by snowstorm4444
	Sweet Tea: Fishing Rink Runner is one intense game, yep. by _kawaiidesu_
	Contest Preparation Help me out? Idea by linds4y by whitehouses
	Well Played, TNT So much for that wish. by l_like_animals
	Kougra Days - Sick Jellypills! by _sebis_
	Proxi's Problems I don't know... Thade's jacket is rather snazzy... by meggyness
	Talk About Blah Blah II It's a Haunt Of Howl Hall spoof! Run for the hills. D8 by highwind20
	Neopian Antics #9: Too Hot to Handle There should be a warning label on this soup. by ahqua
	Chaos Fish Wings Wait, wings? by anhong_12
	Imaginititis: Sense Does Not Make At the Petpet Laboratory... by sakura02271
	A Smart Larnikin Ah ha! by sixpows
	Team Mayhem How is the Negg Faerie doing after the plot? Idea by omega_hobo_gogeta by dark_moon_blossom
	The Funnies: Gravity An important message from AstroVilla Staff. by penskii
	Artificial Aishas - Bigger is Always Better Can you draw me taller? by goodsigns
	Logical Nonsense - (shaking) So why DO Codestones shake...? by anime_kitten714
	It's Lunchtime! Hello, little one! :) by chak_chak
	How Habitarium Soldiers Really Fight Off Enemies Believe it or not... by silly_mistake
	The floating islanders- Violence filters Making your day more full of rainbows and happiness! by yankeesrule244444456
	To the Tune: Almost Abandoned Attic Oh man... Plot by metakitsune by xstarfrost
	The Roleplay Cafe Conclusion to issue 464's hypothesis: Yes. I HAVE raised my pets incorrectly. by purrfect_cookie
	Any Job Will Do - Part 03 Anything's safer than Dr. Frank Sloth... by crainwater
	AAA: Chic Geek How AAA got his new look for this year's Daily Dare. by charliesfriend

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Who to Defeat?

Although this exciting, fun and challenging event brings us all prizes, trophies, and new neofriends from the boards, the Daily Dare can leave even the most adventurous among us dreading to decide between AAA or Abigail. Only the elusive AAA himself can say he has never had to ponder this question. Hopefully this guide can prevent some stress and help you make smooth and correct decisions during this Daily Dare! Here's what to do when you're not sure who to challenge...

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A Novel Ending
His original intention had been to kill off the fearless hero, Rex Flynn; however, the plan was very quickly curtailed by Agatha...

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Neverending
Sounds of fighting and screams are distant but the incessant knocking on the front entrance is all too clear.

by peachwriting

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Spring Cleaning: The Inevitable
It happens to the best of us.

by astrologists

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To Beat, or Not to Beat AAA? That is the Question
We have all been there, that fateful moment when the one game you've neglected all this time ends up on the Daily Dare home page and the score looks high.

by fallingfaries

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Jhudora's Journal: Part Two
She pulled out her wand and waved it over the lock. It turned to ash, to my absolute horror. If Jhudora caught me spying on her, I could share the lock's fate...

by sheik_30999

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Oh No, Not Again...: Part Three
When I arrived there was the general feel of something having gone wrong.

by fuzzymonkey31

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