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Issue: 517 | 21st day of Collecting, Y13

Comics

	As You Were - Part 10 Can I ask you for a huge favor? by crainwater
	Recipe for Disaster: The Visitor (part 7) Fear the frying pan. by prismfire
	The Perfect Halloween 3/4 Wait, this is a family site! Those tools are safe, right? by djudju22_8
	Snowy Issues Snow pets may be pretty, but they do have their downsides... Also by alternative by cena_girl_619
	Shades and Hues 34 Error 404: Color Change not found by mstr_dark
	Talk About Random Well, this is awkward. by buizelmaniac
	A Spooky Halloween, part 3 Trick-or-treating is nutritious! by ghostkomorichu
	Prodigious LOLZ You know how I like to give you chocolate for holidays? by crystallus
	Treasure Keeper, Literally I don't put roses in my shop so these customers can stop and smell them! by jazzehness
	Dandilion Tails in 'The Unwanted' Hey, Jude! by dandilion_crucifix
	Krawk Island Team extends their training efforts Garven Hale pulls a few tricks out of his sleeves. by crocodile_babiez
	Boulder Box Game ad problems by snackbox
	At Eye Level: Pros and Cons Adventures of a 23cm tall Peophin by cliodne
	Zap Me! Petpets will do anything to get into the Neopian Times. by ozsheila061
	Lame Pun Presents: Holiday Happenstance (part 2) Faeries, Who Needs 'Em? (we do) by blackaavar
	PrePAWSterous Look at mah new petpet!! by pau_meow
	Are We Having Fun Yet? Gotta love the lab ray... by _solo_m_
	Literally ~ The Meepits, part 5 A spy!?!? by pirate_cove
	Sweet Tea: Lost Petpet The ground is really hilly under all that snow... by _kawaiidesu_
	Events There has to be a fast way to make some NP. by evil_nightmare_kitty
	Water Kyrii Blues Pool problem? by hyuga_naomi
	asdfghjhh Babies are dumb... by tasu
	The Great Turmaculus Crack! by nicole1251
	hoopla: anchor management oops, almost forgot. by _pokemon12_63
	3 Royals plus 1 - two Happy Halloween... I guess? by white_tiger0226
	Gamesroom Fun Part 2 Version Dubloon Disaster II by pilicaracer
	The Yeses - And the Nose Comical sayings about noses. by poshic
	Just Don't Ask - Transparently Not that I'm not pleased or anything... by raynbow_light
	Flight of the Pea There is no stopping a Pea on a mission! by typhoon8890
	sanity ltd What pumpkin? by thunderlight314
	The Floating Islanders - Halloween Havoc pt 1 He needs a hug! by yankeesrule244444456
	Dead End: Intro (part 2) Perfect timing! by killable

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"Leave No Agent Behind" by chimp_chicken_fish
She peered through the window on the door marked R8-ME. Yurius, the Skunk Kyrii, was sat at an interrogation table on an orange and blue chair. His glasses disguised his eyes at this distance. Kaylee...

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The Last Time I Do Something Nice
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by skooter910

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Stranded?
"Lindy, hurry up, or the boat will leave without us!"

by jeran_b

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How To Create The Perfect Petpage!
Read this guide to make sure you can do your own Petpage in a way that everyone will enjoy and use.

Also by rafizi

by joohn_again

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How to Fetch! a Top Score
Fetch! is one of the simpler games to play in Neopia, but being simpler to play does not necessarily mean it's simple to play it well.

by htamale

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Visions III: Revealed - Part Two
From her hiding place, Nil had seen it all. The way Jix had fooled the Kyrii king...

by yotoll

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The Trial of Her Mind: Part Five
"Invisibility. We can escape this way without that thing knowing..."

by sheik_30999

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