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Don't Pet Anything you Find Cute!

Some people find cute things that are... Less obvious. Collab with nepocci & gabi100pitty

by tangamandapiano
Petpet Reviews: Baby Fireball

Get your Baby Fireball today!

by chinkachoo_9
Blossoms~ Heart to Heart Part 2

Why keep secrets you don't need to?

by twillieblossom
The Month of Hunting Word Search

Presented by 5tar!

by 5tar
Dancing Kacheek to Cheek

It takes two to tango...

by i_lovee_icecream
Always Check the Expiration Date

'Round and 'round... it doesn't go. Collab with theofloppy4135 and verna_

by baiuki
PrePAWSterous: New Petpet

Koko is finally getting her own petpet...

by pau_meow
Sproggie's Folly - Part 1

Stuff-a-Roo gets Young Sproggie into trouble in the Games Room.

by christie500018
Kau Day Word Search

Can you find all 17 words related to Kaus? Happy Kau Day!

by phlyarologist
Adventures of Leilan and Georgi

Nobody said art was easy. Collab with ktmo953

by bohneevair
They're Just Floating There, Menacingly

No fear? Collab with riparu

by mikurubeam297
The Brattiest Altador Cup Player Ever

Sorry, kid, can't help you there...

by _brainchild_
When You Cant Sleep, You Think of Neopets

Ba Ba Ba sheep

by crazyjoe99
Emo Nimmo

Isn't easy to see...

by el_kapo_9
You Can't Treat Sloth Like That

What? No!! Collab with Romina_R

by nico_andresss
Yes, He's Like That All Year

Did the Altador Cup already start?

by kristenbb1
The Most Important AC Team

Who could it be? collab with chromasia

by ma_trojas
The Petpet Riddle

Happy Petpet Appreciation Day!

by eleganza_lights
Ready for the Altador Cup

Some fans get REALLY heated about the team they want to win...

by vanillanillawafer
Replacing Your Petpet

Don't replace your Petpet, they get really sad!

by snofoxe
Wipe Your Paws!

If you say so...

by gikah_ventura
 
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A Slushie Slinger’s Take on Neopia’s Top Slushies



Hi! I’m Tara, one of Altador’s pro Slushie Slingers, and I’m here to dish out the juicy gossip around the coolest, rarest, and just plain best slushies in Neopia! Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’re familiar with the Altador Cup’s iconic slushie trio: Zeenana, Jumbleberry, and Chokato. But why are these the only flavours being served? Aren’t there over a hundred other types of slushies? It turns out, so many fans were flooding Altador that we needed to streamline operations -- no one wants to miss a Yooyuball match because the line was too long. Limiting our slushie stations to just three kinds helped a lot, but part of the trick was to choose really distinct, polarising flavours. When each person has a clear favourite, ordering goes super quick. Also, these fruits are super easy to blend in huge batches (I’ll let you in on a secret: we don’t even peel the Zeenanas!)



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