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Slotted

Sarcasm gets you nowhere but Snarkville.

by ssjelitegirl
New year, new me?

Some words to remember...collab with juan_victor and sppyder2

by 49_g_a_b_r_i_e_l_49
Beginner to recycling

One pet's dung is another pet's... oh, nevermind.

by ziemelbriedis
Muffin will be better than this

Mama said, play with your food. collab with myncithemonkey and timothy1692

by verna_
Clean Sweep

Roomba, noooooo.

by kazoo444
N°1 UNFO: Unidentified Neofly Object

The truth is out there...

by guga_dodi
A Grave Mistake on Valentine's Day

... til death do us part, I suppose.

by _brainchild_
Neoquest II Crossword

Your weekly crossword puzzle! collab with dendeus_271 and aninha_morango

by dollsuki
Album of the Week: Shoyru and Grarrlfunkel

Get the first look at the track list for Bridge Over Kiko Lake by Shoyru and Grarrlfunkel!

by victoriathegr8one
The Year of the...Kougra?

Happy Lunar New Year! collab with rawbeee and ghatna

by sunbathr
Gnorbu Juice

Let's agree on calling this beverage exotic, okay? collab with gamador and hasse_li_37

by tangamandapiano
A new friend!

An unexpected new member for the family. collab with thebeanies

by keruza
Who's Your Petpet Valentine?

A valentine for the Neopian whose love language is puns.

by mousebroker
Neordle 1

Neopia's own Wordle puzzle!

by darkroast
Ghrok Finds Love!

Nat 20 on her stealth roll, but at what cost...

by evelynlupin
Valentines Egg-spectations!

An egg-cellent valentine!

by andypopo
Won't Chia Be My Valentine?

Some Valentine ideas for the apple of your eye.

by t0tor0
Chocolate Gift

Acara? More like Acar-cannot. collab with fullinventory and crazy_allstar

by squin
Love is for everyone

Love is love. collab with Flaiyper

by black_kisa
Valentine's Day Word Search

The sweetest word search you'll solve this year! collab with dendeus_271

by dollsuki
 
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"Adventures in Meridell" by dunefurandlilypelt
It was a rainy day in Meridell when Ansley, a Yellow Uni, woke up. And she hoped it would stop raining soon, because today was supposed to be a great day for exploring.
"There's a Baked Rye Loaf for you for breakfast," her older brother called from across their tiny Neohome. "And there's some fruit, but could you please save most of it for Jack?"
"Sure thing, Malcolm," she reassured him. Their other brother, the youngest out of all three of them, had just caught a nasty case of Neezles the other day. The poor Brown Shoyru didn't want to do anything except play with his Angelpuss, Pebbles.




Other Stories


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Adventures in Meridell
"Because, really, I don't see the point of exploring if you just fly!"

by dunefurandlilypelt

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Roesellah's
A little asiha dreams of having a flower shop

by rkbear

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Bearing Witness
For so very many of us, this place is home.

by appleseet

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14 NP Valentine's Gifts for That Special Someone!
One for every day of Awakening - now you have no excuse!collab with blumaroocrazy21

by freehanded

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Rosalina and the Way-Weird Beast
The riveting conclusion

by downrightdude

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Another Hero's Journey...to Krawk Island
“Keep your cards close to your chest. Scoundrels there will take advantage of anything you show ‘em, and you want to give ‘em as little as possible.”

by precious_katuch14



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