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	Unlikely Allies: Part Eight "If Ciona's hurt at all, I'm going to make someone really sorry that they messed with Team Faerieland." by smoothiegrrl
	Undercover Defenders - The New Partner: Part Six "Did you expect that you could get into the Guild disguised like that? Now the whole place knows we're here!" by popso_the_hopso
	Meepits vs Feepits... Vs Dr. Sloth: Part Seven At the end of the corridor were four Grundo security guards dragging what looked suspiciously like three meepits towards a large, scary looking door... Also by shirahli by orlando_bloom_bigfan
	Zombie Nation: Part Two It soon became clear to him that in Neopia Central, just like in the Haunted Woods, Zombies were second class citizens. by herdygerdy
	From a Rock to a Hard Place: Part Five "Where do you think YOU'RE going?" by ellbot1998
	The Conspiracy: Part Five "You are my spell," he stated uncertainly, as though he wished to reassure himself of the fact. by jokerhahaazzz
	March of the Fire: Part Four I swallowed. This was my big moment to shine. Finally, I was doing something interesting with my life. Art by blizard131 by blizard131
	Revolution Undercloud: Part Three Sloth led him further into the hallway. "I repeat, this plan is very, very simple..." by tealnova_dragon
	Princess Bones: Part Three What he had said had to be impossible... and yet it made perfect sense. by vanessa1357924680
	The Adventure Before Dinner: Part Two The ice cream made one huge leap, and it collided straight into the wall and fell on its side, and the top fell off. by umbreon54399
	Visions and Vanishings: Part Three "I want those lasers spotless, or I'll report this to Sloth!" by chax1414

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Do you like taking risks? Have you ever wanted to annoy Dr. Sloth? Do you simply have a death wish? If you answered 'yes' to any of the above questions, then this guide is the one for you. Using any of the methods listed below yields a high chance of, at the very least, getting you thrown off Sloth's spaceship; if he's having a bad day, the likelihood of rapid vaporization is even higher. There are many ways to successfully infuriate Dr. Sloth, and I've compiled a large (but in no way exhaustive) list to share with you...

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