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| Scarlet Shadow: Secrets and Reunions - Part SevenCrystal and Cenoal watched silently from within the forest as the thieves began to come down from the ship. They all had the same strange glint in their eyes.
by kathleen_kate | | Lady Sandstorm: Part EightJazan looked back at the statue behind them. "That's King Jazan the First – he led the city against Lady Sandstorm the first time, all those millennia ago."
by saphira_27 | | Six Names, Six Lives, Six Owners, One Terrible Tale: Part EightI said my lines, but let me tell you, it is very disconcerting to have an angry Acara glaring at you when you are trying to read your script.
by ilovcanis | | The Remnant: Part Five"I do not think anybody is quite that powerful. And so of course the question becomes – how in the world does he do it?"
by jokerhahaazzz | | Gina and the New Girl: Part FourI stared at her in awe. "W-What...?" I said shakily. Oh man, this was bad.
by thediractor | | Aria of the Aeons: Part Four"I promised you a hundred years," Fideus snapped, crossing his arms. "Have you checked the date recently?"
by kittengriffin | | Jhudora's Journal: Part FourAha! The latch came up and the drawer slid out, revealing a dark purple book. I took a look at the cover, entitled Jhudora's Journal – Don’t Touch This.
by sheik_30999 | | Meridell at War: Part TwoThey had called her mad, the people back at the farm, when she had told them that a creature living in the barn had saved her from Darigan soldiers during the invasion.
by herdygerdy | | Prison of the Mind: Part Three"Evil Dhaet si on rome," the voice said in a singsong voice. "Ehrets on caespe!"
by merlynia | | The Prophecy Faeries 3: Linisa's Return - Part ThreeThere were many reasons that these faeries had chosen to join Linisa, but they all had one reason in common: revenge.
by alex313 | | Popular for the First Time: Part ThreeI stood at the door of Paint's house, anxiously waiting for her to answer the door so I could tell her I would be absent at this week's sleepover.
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by star_artist_girl | | The Citadel Quest: Part TwoLord Darigan's castle, rising high on the mount like an iron first preparing to strike, cast a gloomy shadow across the whole of the Darigan Citadel.
by peirigill | | The Case of the Missing Quest Items: Part TwoMist and I were just finishing our survey of the floor when Rika's device started making lots of beeping and clicking noises.
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"It's a well-known fact that we Chombies are leaf-eaters," he said. "Unfortunately this seems to be forgotten on Chomby Day, and the celebratory foods that are served are things like sausage rolls and meat pies. We can't eat them, so it's a bit of a buzz kill in an otherwise great day!" Shocked by this revelation, I assured the Chombies that I would do my best to create awareness of this gastronomic faux pas. I made a promise to them that next year's Chomby Day would have an entirely different menu. That is why I am writing to all of you now. Following...
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