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"Horrors of the Bathroom" by precious_katuch14
The horrible gray and black toilet did not only have huge teeth that displayed themselves when anyone raised the cover, but also horrible red lips...

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Chomp!
"Enjoy it," she told me. It was almost a snarl, and depressingly dark. It was as if she was saying, "Enjoy it, because it will be gone soon."

by shadowcristal

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Will You Not Dance?
The song he was playing came to an end, and he began another. It was sad; his songs were always sad now.

by extreme_fj0rd

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Your Groovy Guide to Extreme Potato Counter!
If you're tired of counting those boring potatoes in straight rows and columns, tired of counting as fast as you can, only to be told you're wrong, tired of that yellow Kacheek potato farmer, then it's time for you to try EXTREME Potato Counter.

by babyazndragon

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Neoschool Survival #2: Translating Teacher-Talk
Typical teachers, they never mean what they say. If that's the case, how're we supposed to learn anything valuable from them?

by tambourine_chimp

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Hyperbole Blues
Don't shoot the messenger...

by spidersheep

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White Weewoos Don't Exist!
WeeeeWooo!

by sakura_angel12

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