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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part One

The two brothers exchanged quick glances. Spellbooks were just as dangerous as acidic potions. Some of them had the tendency of reading the reader back. Some ran around at night. Some blew up every once in a while...

by ssjelitegirl
The Battle for Kreludor: Part One

The screen before Krule suddenly flickered to life and shed an eerie green glow of light over his face. The commander straightened up and watched as the face of Dr. Sloth came into focus...

by azellica
One Last Song: Part One

To the rest of society, she was looked down upon, a wild Lupe with no money, home, or owner, who sometimes had to resort to stealing to keep herself alive. But to her son, she was a champion...

by mutedsanity
 
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"Lila and the Pillow Problem" by ch0c0lat3kik0
"LILA! NOT AGAIN!" roared Darlene as she entered the room. Lila was standing in the middle of her room, bits of cotton plastered to her mouth. Darlene rushed to her pet's side and wrenched open Lila's jaws. She examined Lila, and saw that she had fluff, feathers, and cotton sticking to her mouth...




Other Stories


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Ohmygosh!
"Wha... what happened? What'd Injustic do now? He didn't set the school on fire, did he?" I asked, panicked...

by justanecholeft

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Lila and the Pillow Problem
A pink Kacheek sprinted into the living room where her owner, Darlene, was sitting on a Blue Bean Bag Chair, a book held in her hands. "It's happened again," the Kacheek said...

by ch0c0lat3kik0

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Common Neohoming Myths
While Neohoming isn't easy, it's probably not as prohibitively difficult as you might think.

by strangeperky

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Caves and Corridors: Mystery Island Guide
In this guide, I will be showing one of the best, if not THE best, routes of earning a high score in the exciting action game of Caves and Corridors: Mystery Island.

by wylina

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Unfair Advantage
Some Neopets are just better at some things that others...

by laskies

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Just One of Those Days
Feeding Jetsams blindfolded is safer.

by goldchocobo21



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