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Shad and Saura: The Story of Elversti - Part One

The two brothers exchanged quick glances. Spellbooks were just as dangerous as acidic potions. Some of them had the tendency of reading the reader back. Some ran around at night. Some blew up every once in a while...

by ssjelitegirl
The Battle for Kreludor: Part One

The screen before Krule suddenly flickered to life and shed an eerie green glow of light over his face. The commander straightened up and watched as the face of Dr. Sloth came into focus...

by azellica
One Last Song: Part One

To the rest of society, she was looked down upon, a wild Lupe with no money, home, or owner, who sometimes had to resort to stealing to keep herself alive. But to her son, she was a champion...

by mutedsanity
 
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Woods Witch Wants Workers



Deep in the darkest part of the Haunted Woods lives a witch that goes by the name of Sophie. Some say Sophie is the 'Soup Faerie' of the Haunted Woods, feeding many a wary traveller. The only problem, though, is that Sophie is very careless and quite often her ingredients end up on the floor or get eaten by her hungry Meowclops. She needs your help to ensure that her ingredients end up in the cauldron. Your tool of choice is...



Other Stories


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Smilty and her Tale of Woe
Smilty followed the Ixi with her eyes. Wait. The other Neopets were digging at that grave? Well, now she was thoroughly spooked...

by silent_snow

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True Home
Sepkun picked me up and brought me to a house by the beach. After she entered the house, she called. "Hey, Aishy! I found something that you may like!"

by sepkun

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The Truth About the Grundo Thief
How many of you have played Freaky Factory, 15 seconds on the clock, three toys left, one vat empty, bam it's full, exactly three toys on the belt, you can feel a color bonus in the air, one second left and that purple Grundo Thief snags a plushie and you lose?!

by lov_el_y

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Dear Crabby: Bring On the Happy!
Well, readers, I'm back in all my crabby glory! Or not.

by dan4884

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WAKE UP!
Wake up, Xwee!!!!!

by ximerika

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Restocking in Real-World Neopia?
*ZOOM*

by ipod509



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