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The Collector

Sitting on his Judge Hog Bed in his Neolodge Room (number 890) a Halloween Xweetok smiled as he looked at the scenery in his room.

by snowwhite6210
An Accidentally Permanent April Fool's

Deep within the Haunted Woods, even past the foggy streets of Neovia, was a rundown manor that most people did their best to avoid. Collab with hectic_haley

by discardedcrayons
A Wizard's Woes

It had been a while. Leudes didn't want to admit that out loud, knowing it would destroy the confidence of his audience, but he had to admit it to himself.

by dafsy_
A Prankster Makes an Amazing Discovery

It was April Fool’s Day, and Tivlia the Maraquan Blumaroo woke up excitedly, her prank planned in advance.

by _brainchild_
Origin of the Book: Shocking Pranks

Theo the Cloud Meerca rested his face on his palm and dreamily stared out the window, transfixed on a wispy white cloud as fluffy as the cloud markings on his skin. Collab with shin0bi_

by therainbowsheep
 
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"A Prankster Makes an Amazing Discovery" by _brainchild_
It was April Fool’s Day, and Tivlia the Maraquan Blumaroo woke up excitedly, her prank planned in advance. Being one of those Neopets who enjoyed practical jokes, she had set her alarm for early in the morning to pull off the trick before her sister awakened. Snickering to herself, she crept into the bathroom with a jar of purple hair dye in hand. She opened the door and found her sister Influir’s shampoo. It was made especially for blondes, and had a violet hue. Smirking, Tivlia mixed the hair dye into the Pastel Gelert’s shampoo, unbeknownst to her sister. A few hours later, Tivlia was eating breakfast when her sister came down the stairs in her pajamas. “I’m going to take a shower,” she announced, prompting laughter that Tivlia had to stifle. Fortunately for Tiv, Influir didn’t notice. A few minutes later, Tivlia was munching on sugary cereal when she heard a horrified gasp from the bathroom. “WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” wailed Influir. “Who did this?! Why would anyone do this?!”




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A Visit to Avista
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