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Sisters Forever

"I've got it! Sibeal! She has tons of hair stuff! I bet she won't mind if I borrow one!"

by violet_nose
Hour of The Haunted Woods

"These woods are filled with mystery, and only the misunderstood dare to dwell here..."

by alexrae963
Cheese Rolling

Meridell was too medieval for her taste. What Yokalli really wanted was to play games to earn a Mimbi, but nooooooo. She had to "explore" Meridell and see the culture of the medieval Neopets...

by silverswirl_1996
The Window

The cool house provided a welcome relief. Carefully tying the last daisy into her hair, the blue Aisha stepped into the parlor. This was her favorite room...

by reggieman721
My LAST Game of Round Table Poker

"Ready?" asked Nigel of Meridar. The room was silent. The damp from the stone floor penetrated the very air we were breathing...

by merticulous
The Princess Letters

My father, Coltzan, and I knew that someday, such an event was eventually going to happen. We realized that you would eventually have a desire to go back and reclaim your own kingdom...

by myfallenrevival4
The Trouble with New Clothes

"Washing machine?" The Shop Wizard looked stumped. This, I decided, was a bad sign...

by forty2stars
The Provider

Marshall was sure to obey orders by keeping a close eye on his buddy at all times. Unfortunately, it was a difficult task. Thomas never stayed in one place...

by playmobil_is_my_life
The Last Real Fake Magician

Staggering back, he looked at what, or rather who, he'd run into. It was a red Shoyru in a black silk top hat and cape...

by neesboy
 
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Poking Like a Pro



I am here today to tell you all about the Neopian Olympic Poking Events, how to poke and how to become a champion, so that you may participate in the NOPEs in Y12, which are going to take place in Shenkuu. It will take great skill, determination, and you will have to miss several meals, but hopefully, when you finish reading this article, you will be a poking champion...



Other Stories


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100 Excuses Not To Clean Your Room
I'd like to share my best 100 excuses with you, for when YOUR owners yell about your messy rooms...

by petfriendamy

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Dangerous Petpets of Neopia
So you like petpets but they are all just totally harmless, REALLY boring, and won't do squat for your pet! Well, I'm here to show you some of the more dangerous ones and how to take care of them!

by basiliskx17

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Prophecy of the Second Equinox: Part Five
Nothing was more inspiring than the night that was her home. Her skin rippled with an imagined gust of night air, and her senses spun with each heightened scent carried upon it. Nothing was more breathtaking, more glorious...

by laurelinden

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Ailemea vs. Jenna: Part Eight
The striped Xweetok snapped her mouth shut and glared fiercely at the faerie. Her captor only shrugged. "Very well, be that way. I will come back later..."

Also by jeanaet

by rainbow_lover852


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NeoNurse
There's a reason she's never been much of a fan of the plots....

by gryffinrose

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MUTATED!
Why the no smiling thing?

by blue_lion_from_space



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