Short Stories

	Spyder Bite He entered the living room. It was just like he'd expected it to look. His other sister Sara was clinging to the chandelier and a tiny Spyder was perched on the floor... by jayandcourtneyk
	Bonju's Punishment "You know that knife really was for cooking," Bonju explained, keeping a hold of as much dignity as a Blumaroo can while having all his pockets turned inside out... by treenifer
	The Thornberry Debate "I don't like pink. Pink is not my kind of color. I am not putting this on market until you get rid of the pink..." by angelwater630
	Heroes and Stuff Applesouce had her mouth open to hiss when she noticed something strange and appalling. By her right foot, (which incidentally had its toenails painted rainbow by that horrible Faerie Krawk, Zarxen) was a lump of the scourge of the Neoverse! THE STUFF!!! by lazer_zone
	A Clown For Valentine's I realized that my sister had to get whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted it, or else she would make a scene. Scenes were terrible things to make. She would scream and kick and throw herself on the floor... by tazmanianunicorn
	Fluff and Ribbons "It's not the message that bothers me," replied Rorey grumpily. "It's the way they go about proclaiming that message! Since when does love and cheer have to be pink?" by laurelinden
	The Age of Reason The Space Station wasn't particularly crowded, which made it a mystery as to why Sloth chose that day for his next invasion... by rcr311
	Kylie's Valentines With a little 'phew' I stuck my lunch box in my pack and slipped it onto my back. I noticed a small pink, heart-shaped note on my desk. A card? For me? by pupluvr7177
	The Valentine Miracle Every time she went to the gift shop, all the Valentines related items were all sold out... by adprybylski
	A Poem of Friendship Valentine's Day would be soon. And so would come the sappy cards, boxes of chocolates, roses, and another year for Tina without a Valentine... Also by goosher by hello5346
	Just Missed You "February 14th!" Vira filled in excitedly. "Valentine's Day!" by fip
	Broken Scarabs Tomos squinted up into the white sun, willing it to stop shining for just an instant of relief. He could understand why thieves chose to work in the cool darkness of night. Why hadn't the princess ever tried a campaign to turn her entire population nocturnal? Art by nut862 by nut862

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Variety for Valentines

Now I don't know about you, but the first thing that pops into my head when Valentines Day is mentioned is the colour red. Red cardboard hearts, red roses, and even red plushies. Then you go to the shops and you're surrounded by it all, more red cards, more cardboard hearts hanging from the roof, people wearing red, eating red things, selling red flowers and painting their houses red. Well, I guess that last one is a little farfetched, but it's enough to drive anyone insane! So I say...

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A Different Kind of Valentines
"What? Valentines Day without the colour red, you must be insane!" I hear you say. Well, with a little research I have come up with a few gifts that are suitable for a red-free Valentines Day.

by _snuppy_

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The Anatomy of Random Events
A breakdown of the randomness of random events.

by sweet_star06

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Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part Four
Kass's hollow gaze drifted slowly up to meet hers, glinting weakly as whatever fading remnant of consciousness his body still held struggled to assert itself...

Art by sarahleeadvent

by sarahleeadvent

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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part One
The Juma smiled and uncurled her body. "Yes, I am," she answered. "I woke my pet up, but I managed to escape in a couple of minutes..."

by rachelindea

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by niumaten

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NeoQuest II: The Mysteries
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by gabeedragon

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