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Sloth's New Plan

Grundos were useless, Sloth thought as he entered the storage room. Boxes were thrown without organization, wherever it was easiest...

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by kittygirl5170

One Day At A Time

8:30 a.m. Check in at the Defender Headquarters. Judge Hog is being his usual surly self...

by ayame_23
A Lucky Boy

"I'm so bored!" wailed Cal, rolling over onto his belly...

by nerdparty
Evaristus the Envious

Evaristus the Royal Usul sat gloomily in the candlelit drawing room of his Meridell Neohome. It was a warm summer evening...

by maipom
Fighting Kass; The Tale of a Treehouse

My domain, though, did not lie within my cottage, or even within the huge corridors of Brightvale Castle, where my father worked. I spent my entire childhood in what I considered the most magical thing any backyard could have...

by funkaneo123lala
The Unpainting

The ghost Koi sighed. He should really know better than to trust his owner...

by mystery_island111223
Through Three Eyes

"It's nothing," Salba mumbled, sighing and hanging her head low. I could tell something was very wrong. "You don't need to know yet..."

by psychopsam
Where Neggs Come From

I was very glad to step out of the cold. As the Faerie shut the door behind me, I could see an astounding array of neggs lining the curved walls...

by reggieman721
Only a Blanket

I've learned that not many people go out of their way to buy a Baby Security Blanket, and I had been sitting in there for ages since I randomly appeared in Neopia...

by yellowsugardog
Monotonous Madness

"Oh my gosh! This is going to be so much fun! Aren't you excited, M.C.?" my owner, Darkside, gushed as we gazed at the infamous Wheel of Monotony...

by darkside_of_the_moon
Sal Vs. The Neopian Times

Speaking of stories, this story I was about to deliver to the Catacombs, was brilliant. I know it sounds egotistical, and Miles will tell you I am, but...

by lemmykoopa300
 
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"One Day At A Time" by ayame_23
12:00 p.m. Eat lunch with the rest of the team. The Aisha Defender made this an annoying task today. When I'm trying to have lunch, I don't want to hear about how her long golden locks got her in trouble today. Maybe if she cut her hair and stopped...




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The Origin of the Smoothie
The legacy started several decades ago during a venture with a Tuskaninny named Wilson Shepard, Captain of the S.S. Neopia. During a routine sea voyage...

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Where Did All the Binkies Go?
Maybe your friend has a spare one. She has a darling baby Mynci...

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Rainbow Lane: Part One
The ceremony of my three-monthhood would begin at the hour of twelve p.m. I was born exactly at that time. I would be painted white, supposedly the color of purity in my community. I highly doubt that now...

by enravishing

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Smurdnunoc: Part Seven
Before anyone could answer, Lennert immediately started babbling away like a little hyper child, the floodgates that had been holding back his energy suddenly wide open. "Cory, did you hear about last night?"

by buddy33774

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Laney-lue 1: Why Not to Hug a Pea Chia
Poor Chia...

by usul_blue_ribbon

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Oblivious
Mwahahahh! FINALLY!

by furaiki



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