Short Stories

	Amy's Big Pyjama Problem "These are so comfy, I'll forget I'm wearing them!" Amy joked. by 12345marissa
	Paint On the Walls "While you were sleeping until noon, we were out on a picnic. And somehow our sandwiches were switched around." by silver_mirage
	My Dream Vacation "I know," I sighed, "but I really, really, really want to go." by nonexist
	The Misadventures of the Sky Pirate It was a peaceful morning in Faerieland; the sun was slowly rising over a deserted corner of the city in the clouds, and the streets were empty save for a certain Tonu... by dreamgate
	The Perfect Negg After chucking their slushies in a nearby bin, Aimee and Crystal arrived at the Neggery. They smiled and said hello to the Negg Faerie... by userplay6088
	Chezzanne Goes To Tyrannia Chezzanne grinned. "That would be uber-great!" she said, using her favorite adjective, which she had made up herself. by pixie_29
	Shaye "Mr. Shaye, team Darigan is in eighth. You were the favorite to take it all. Now this?" by dianacat777
	Friendship in an Igloo Mika had totally forgotten. How could she forget Half Price Day? She was always all over the place too! "Oh yeah!" Mika cried. "It's Half Price Day!" by rocknrollpup95
	A Shocking Surprise "So are you sure you want to do this?" Shelby asked Hermione seriously. by princesshjb
	Accepting Zeke "The longest known case of a Xweetok egg remaining un-hatched is one week." by corygirl200
	A Moving Experience There was nothing left. All the furniture had been taken and the rugs removed from the floor. Even the pictures had been taken off the walls... by dipper70
	BeautyRagdoll's Dilemma: The Decision Which is worse? The curse or the cure? by patjade

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A Satirical Guide to Key Quest

When you or someone else activates a mini game, read the instructions quickly. Read the screen with suggestions of what to do while waiting for the other players, and realize you haven't actually twiddled your thumbs in a long time. Twiddle them until the mini game starts. When it does, try to remember what the instructions said, but mostly just click around. Realize that you lost the mini game, and make an attempt to thoroughly read the instructions next time...

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Investigations into Impossibility: Nigel
Nigel is one of the most controversial figures in all of Neopia. Widely criticized for posing with equipment that some claim to be contrary to basic laws of reason...

by reggieman721

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KeyQuest PowerUp Tactics
You are not "being nice" by not using them. This is a competitive game against other people and the cards are available to be used.

by momnpets

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Molly's Story: Part One
A few meowclops were sitting in a box, somewhere in a cupboard. They were discussing what they wanted to do with their lives.

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

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Greatclaw: Part Four
Every fiber of his being rebelled against the thought. "But I don't want to be a thief," he whispered harshly. "I want to become a knight!"

by kaylamdal111112

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There Just Are Some Lazy Neopets....
Zzzz...

by achdut

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Just Crazy
It makes you wonder, huh?

by empoleon07

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