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Issue: 494 | 13th day of Hunting, Y13 |
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Short Stories
| With You All the TimeThe Pound near midnight was a scary place, haunted by the nightmares and tears of abandoned pets.
by thediractor | | How Not to Go About Catching a MeepitWith a petpet catching net clamped in his beak and some tin cans of petpet food in his backpack, he was ready to go Meepit hunting.
by cowdogdusty | | How She Became YoungSurmaaja seemed to have it all, and maybe for a time she did.
by havittaa | | The Yellow Paper Airplane Show: Episode IIKAVI: Kikos float! See?
[Kavi floats.]
by amicaverbi | | The Tale of Two Rude RoosThese two Roos were in a secret sort of competition, and each was determined to outdo the other Roo.
by alt1981black | | Surprise, Surprise"I was waiting for you," Melanie said, a hint of hurt and accusation in her tone. "Where were you?"
by bluefeatheredwings | | The Lost Locket"Where are we going?" I panted as Lulu glided gracefully in the cool morning air. She swooped down to the ground, picked something up, and landed on my shoulder with a daisy in her tiny paw.
by tooxie | | For Better Or For WorseEven though it's been three years, I still wonder how my friend is doing, since he's been adopted.
by rpheart124 | | The ShelterI knew something was special about today, but I couldn't remember what it was.
by treihaven | | Trouble At the Neggery"Alright, I'll be back in a week to check in on you. Be careful, we don't want anything happening to those precious Neggs!" Kari gave me a wink...
by emma_manatee | | Dr. Sloth and the Bundle of JusticeDr. Sloth and children don't mix.
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Headlines "Anything You Can Do" by daisukefan Hannah couldn't help but snigger at the mental image of a tall, dark, hooded Kanrik wandering around the obnoxiously bright and happy buildings of the new Faerieland, standing out like a sore thumb. "So how is the life of the Leader of the Thieves' Guild, anyway?"
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The 404: Part Two I slouched angrily into Ms. Vladderly's Pretty Decent Living Allotments (because "apartment building" had recently been deemed "too common" by the proprietor herself) and stopped at the front desk.
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