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With You All the Time

The Pound near midnight was a scary place, haunted by the nightmares and tears of abandoned pets.

by thediractor
How Not to Go About Catching a Meepit

With a petpet catching net clamped in his beak and some tin cans of petpet food in his backpack, he was ready to go Meepit hunting.

by cowdogdusty
How She Became Young

Surmaaja seemed to have it all, and maybe for a time she did.

by havittaa
The Yellow Paper Airplane Show: Episode II

KAVI: Kikos float! See?

[Kavi floats.]

by amicaverbi

The Tale of Two Rude Roos

These two Roos were in a secret sort of competition, and each was determined to outdo the other Roo.

by alt1981black
Surprise, Surprise

"I was waiting for you," Melanie said, a hint of hurt and accusation in her tone. "Where were you?"

by bluefeatheredwings
The Lost Locket

"Where are we going?" I panted as Lulu glided gracefully in the cool morning air. She swooped down to the ground, picked something up, and landed on my shoulder with a daisy in her tiny paw.

by tooxie
For Better Or For Worse

Even though it's been three years, I still wonder how my friend is doing, since he's been adopted.

by rpheart124
The Shelter

I knew something was special about today, but I couldn't remember what it was.

by treihaven
Trouble At the Neggery

"Alright, I'll be back in a week to check in on you. Be careful, we don't want anything happening to those precious Neggs!" Kari gave me a wink...

by emma_manatee
Dr. Sloth and the Bundle of Justice

Dr. Sloth and children don't mix.

by chimp_chicken_fish
 
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Other Stories


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Informed Sandwich Consumption 101
The issue of informed sandwich consumption burns so close to my heart that I felt compelled to compile this handy guide to sandwiches in Neopia.

by kangaruth99

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Altador Cup VI: A Preliminary Analysis
The great summertime event known as the Altador Cup returns for its sixth annual competition and the teams have been preparing even more heartily than ever.

by niddyz

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Worlds Apart: Part Eight
"Is it painful?" She gestured at his flaming molten skin.

"Huh? Oh, no, it's great. Like being in a toaster during the winter."

by tanikagillam


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The 404: Part Two
I slouched angrily into Ms. Vladderly's Pretty Decent Living Allotments (because "apartment building" had recently been deemed "too common" by the proprietor herself) and stopped at the front desk.

by fuzzymonkey31

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Mostly True Story: The Healing Spring
My band-aid!

by pauluna4

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Shades and Hues 22
Meet the Family pt. 3/11 – Be afraid... be very afraid!

by mstr_dark



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