Sanity is forbidden |
Circulation: 190,991,725 |
Issue: 592 | 26th day of Eating, Y15 |
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 | StillI got the test back and I stared long, hard, forcefully, as if to scare the grade off the paper.
by nativsis |  | A Thief"Cate, you've got a package!"
by wishpers |  | The Abandonment CrisisAs dawn broke over the horizon of Neopia, Shadow had to face a hard truth. His owner hadn't been around in two weeks.
by finally_kitkat |  | Fireside"I repented for one transgression," the thief said. "But I can never repent for them all, and I do not mean to try."
by microfilariae |  | To Be Caught Off GuardSsyndur slithered forward, moving behind a rock so that he would go undetected...
by paranoidnarcissist |  | Beyond BooksGaz closed the thick tome as she finished reading the final page, and leaned back in the chair she was sitting in, stretching her stiff spine. She'd been sitting in the same spot at a wooden table in the library for the past several hours...
by allison_kitty11 |  | Deception: A Report Within a ReportAh, the fabulous Neopian Times Headquarters. I have safely stationed myself outside the east window on the first floor.
Also by acrossthemultiverse
by secant |  | Happily Ever After - Stories from the Pound"And then, Chip, they lived happily ever after."
by meadows_lark |  | Righting the Moral Order of the UniverseAs I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing.
by oseyeris |
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Hidden Languages
Have you ever noticed that sometimes while you're wandering around Neopia you'll come across a piece of writing that seems perfectly legible at first, but upon closer inspection seem to be written in some sort of rune? Have you ever been to the plateau of Tyrannia and heard the tribes there speak with their typical Ugga language? It turns out that all around Neopia there are several secret languages that are waiting to be...
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Assessing Assignment 53 If you fail, the commander will begin to practice his singing, and trust me, NO ONE wants to hear that... So pay attention!
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