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Issue: 860 | 25th day of Running, Y21 |
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 | The ToymakerSnow fell in a hush on black rooftops and parapets, softening the look of decorative spikes and giving white wigs to gargoyles. Firelight flickered in hundreds of windows, creating a swarm of stars in a sea of dark stone.
by cosmicfire918 |  | The Fleapit Hotel: A ReviewAre you in need of a vacation? Do you simply need a relaxing weekend away from your noisy neighbors who blast Jub Zambra or Gruundo at all hours of the night? Would you like to stay at a luxurious hotel with all the amenities, including a restaurant, indoor pool, and a fitness center? If you said yes to any of those questions, then the Fleapit Hotel is not for you.
by kristenbb1 |  | The Pirate King Files - Saving Princess LotusNight had fallen on Neopia Central, and outside of the Defenders of Neopia's headquarters, a pink Aisha named Mimi was pacing.
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Working at Kelp Restaurant: All You Need to Know!
Greetings all foodies in Neopia!
If your pet is of distinguished culinary background then they will have dined at the famous Kelp Restaurant at least once in their foodie career. They may have enjoyed the many delicious offerings such as the Kelp Gazpacho or the ever recommended Filet of Beef. For those pets looking for an esteemed establishment in which to kick start their fine dining career, we have a former waitress from Kelp Restaurant to give us an inside scoop! Join us as Karen the Kacheek gives us the details on the menu, the drinks and how to achieve a coveted service position at Kelp!
Interviewer: Good afternoon Karen, thank you for joining us today!
Karen: Thank you for having me!
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 Forming Healthy Habits
During the Winter months, it's so easy to get weighed down with the cold weather and hearty food choices. Poor weather conditions and warm comfort foods - Royal Cheese Bread, anyone?
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 Isolde and the Faerie Statue:Part Two
She found herself in a wood dense with trees. Most of their leaves had fallen off. Was it winter? No, it couldn’t be, she thought, because it felt so warm. Their branches stretched every which way and made a lattice under the sky through which you could make out little triangles of a faint purple sky. But, while Isolde was looking around, the sky rapidly began getting darker and transformed from a pale mauve to a deep black, so thick and opaque that she could hardly see the trees anymore. The clouds rolled across the sky rapidly, perhaps a little too rapidly and too close to the ground to be natural. Were those clouds, actually? She smelled the air. There was no doubting it—it was smoke.also written by anachronisms
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