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Short Stories
 | Usuki Singing Stars #45: It's Fun Without Scary!That was so much fun, Patricia!” Sparkles gushed as she entered the living room. The pink Bruce turned to her friend and, with a wink, said, “With the perfect accessory, any girl can be a superstar!”
by downrightdude |  | The Blumalupe: Creation Once upon a time, (or three years ago) there was a secret lab under the Neopian Central. The experiments performed in this lab, which was called Neopia Labs, were very important, and had been the subject of many sabotages, including the famous "Lupe Incident" where 20 extremely large Lupes broke out and ravaged Neopia for almost a year before they were captured.
by neotilted |  | Betrayal in the SnowNo one dares betray Galem Darkhand and Masila. All but one.
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Where is she?!”
“She couldn't have gotten far!”
“Search every building! Leave no stone unturned until we find her!!”
"All of you will find her," a deep voice growled, Galem Darkhand. The Grarrl stepped out of the shadows, his scarred mouth pulled into a vicious snarl. “She turned against me, and she will suffer the consequences.” Close to him, a hooded green Acara stood silently with an equally menacing glare, Masila.
More angry voices filled the otherwise silent nighttime air of Terror Mountain as a cloaked Mynci, Draik, and a muscular Kyrii charged through the streets, their faces contorted with rage. It was common knowledge among thieves that no one could just abandon their fellow thieves not without an explanation.
Other Stories
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 How to Get Lent Avatars Items!
Whether you are just starting out on Neopets, a returning player, or a very active player, you will soon realize that getting every avatar on your own can be an extremely difficult and expensive endeavor! Written in collaboration with starscreamer54
by hansy900 |
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 Neopian Events - How to Plan Ahead
It’s always great to see Neopians with accounts that show that they have been loyal members. However, I’m typically surprised when I see that they haven’t participated in many of Neopets various events or plots through the years and earned the trophies that accompany them.
by _polonius_ |
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 A Story of the Haunted Woods:Part Two
“Very well,” said the Storyweaver. “Let’s begin.”“Once there were a brother and sister who lived in the Haunted Woods. The brother was a carpenter while the sister was a secretary. Each day, they’d walk the path to Neovia together, and each night, they’d return to their home in the woods.
by june_scarlet |
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