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Short Stories


The Best Gift Ever

One Neopian struggles to celebrate the birthday of Neopia. Collab with quigglebaby and eggfruit

by carmyyyyy
The Normal

Saskori the monster tamer Cybunny decides to explore a haunted house rumoured to reveal your worst fears!

by june_scarlet
Caught Between Surprises

Kayla and Lisha plan a surprise birthday party for Serian’s birthday!

by parody_ham
The Fatherhood Letters

Reuben seeks to quell his anxieties about becoming a father in a series of letters to his brother Rohane.

by precious_katuch14
 
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All of the Birthday Fun with None of the Calories!



---Starring Chessangie the Royalgirl Draik, Chessella the Pastel Draik, Maldice the Stealthy Draik, Walda the Baby Kacheek, and Christine, their owner!--- Christine: Welcome! It’s that time of year again; Neopets’ birthday is coming up! Of course, Neopets far and wide like to celebrate, preferably by eating cake. However, a few of us refrain from eating cake--- Walda: WHY?! Who wouldn’t like cake?! Preferably chocolate cake. Christine: Because cake is full of sugar and calories. Also, some people are lactose-intolerant. Anyway, I have gathered some birthday-themed items which will allow us to celebrate Neopets’ birthday with none of the calories. Walda: I WANT CHOCOLATE CAKE!!! WAAAAHHHH!!! Maldice: No, you brat...



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Five Great Celebration Ideas
Various ways we can celebrate this special occasion!

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A Neopets Birthday!
This article lists out 11 things happening around the site on this fantastic day!

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Mira Squad Tales-Portals
The thrilling conclusion to Mira Squad Tales-Portals!

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The Coffee Tavern: Beginnings
A small town Neovian coffee shop on the brink of failure tries risky, new recipes from a lost Meridellan boy.

by cyberfall

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Entropy
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by the_hoshi_pixi

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A Candles Conversation
What did one candle say to the other? Collab with im_not_finished_yet

by fizztop



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