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	Gross Food: Grossly Misunderstood? Welcome to the world of Gross Food. Not to be confused with food that is gross, such as sprouts, broccoli, and oatmeal... by playmobil_is_my_life
	Making Guilds Fun!!! Yes, it is time to get the fun on! Here is a starter list of games, activities, and guild services you and your guild can do to make things a bit more fun. by manda314
	The DiamondEyez Review- The Top Ten Coffee Trends Put simply, there is a wider variety of coffee than there has ever been before. So in case you haven’t joined the bandwagon or are just checking to make sure your ways are trendy, this review is a must... by goldenpaw
	The Best, the Worst: Of Holidays Okay, so the big holidays are over. New Year's is done and gone, and your resolutions are probably forgotten on the floor. For the most part, you have squeezed every ounce of celebration out of these holidays. But you want more. by kelszozo
	Neopets: The Darkest Faerie PS2 Game Guide I have some handy tips that will help you along the way of defeating the Darkest Faerie. by madneogirl
	Neopian Illnesses Revealed Prevention is the first defense against catching a disease and hopefully after reading this article you will have learned a little more about what can cause your pet to become ill. by zelda2222
	Neopoints, What is the Point? (Pun Not Intended) I have noticed that not many people have looked back upon their neverending frenzy of harvesting neopoints. "Why," they will ponder, "do we need all these neopoints?" by emmasam79
	Monster Attacks And You Giant monsters. Not your cuddly happy fun fellow Neopians, but rather an insurance Chia's nightmare. So what can we do to protect ourselves from these monsters? by sato_master
	Painted Petpets' Peculiar Prices What price to ask when you are selling a petpet? And what if you want to buy one? This article gives you the answers! by zolphia
	(Almost) Ten Fun Uses for Your Lawnmower I have never once read a good list, or even a bad one, on the many uses of a lawnmower. Tragically, it seems that most people really do not know how extraordinarily functional this handy piece of machinery is! by socksy003

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"Masila: After the Battle" by natasha_nguyen
The storyteller seemed to smile again. It was hard to tell, when her face was almost entirely hidden by the rough material of her hood. "Ah, you younglings. All you want are tales of light, of golden heroes, of triumph over evil. Beings who become so warped by tales that they are transformed into creatures of utter perfection. You want glistening statues of heroism and good endings that finish so peacefully and dramatically..."

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Fanmail for Jhudora
She shuddered at the thought of a Jhudora Appreciation Day. She didn’t want to be appreciated. She wanted to cause terror and panic...

by star_29791

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Shush for the Screamer
"Hi, Susie," whispered a familiar voice. Miriam was kneeling down on the carpet. Sitting next to her was a small Baby Acara, the one who, Susannah presumed, had just screamed...

by _jade_em_

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Secret of the Advent Calendar: Part Two
Jibjuff heard people outside screaming and shouting; she looked out the window and saw a terrible sight. Repaired meepit plushies and dung meepit plushies marched forth in swarms...

by 0199498115

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The Mirror of Memories: Part Three
I didn't feel anything at all, so I put my whole hand through. A portal. I took one last deep breath, closed my eyes, and quickly walked through the mirror...

by sytra

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Behind the Scenes: Meepit Juice Break
*sigh*

by lisaw1215

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No Game Here - Illusen's New Fashion
I want a carrot!

Idea by hello5346

by kamikatze24

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