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 | Ugga Smash Game GuideA very good guide to get you the golden Ugga Smash trophy!
by gipskrabbel |  | Enjoying KeyQuestHere are some tips for enjoying your KeyQuest experience more fully, with fewer real quitters and better feelings among accidental leavers.
by chicwithawrench |  | Which Iconic Neopian Villain Are You?If you've always wanted to know what evil Neopian denizen you most resemble, look no further than this simple multiple-choice quiz!
by autotune |  | Raiders of Maraqua - How to Conquer ItSimply guide Karpoh around the ruins and push the treasure into the chest. Sounds easy, doesn't it?
by kiwi_catastrophie |  | What Defines a Dream?Every Neopian has a dream. How do they find their dream? I try to find out...
by tinselteeth_kinda |  | Eva's Practical Guide to Pound SurfingBasically, it's the action of entering the pound and refreshing on a constant basis, looking out for painted, limited edition, well-named, or dream pets.
by pokemonmastereva222 |  | Dark Faerie Bubbles: If You Cut Them, Do They Bleed?Where did these bubbles come from? What do they do outside of the games room? Are they, indeed, evil?
by darthtingle |  | Sixteen Summer Avatars!You cannot feel truly complete without sporting your favourite from our Sixteen Summer Avatars...
by tanyawebber |  | The Top 9 Questions; Altador Cup IVDo you support your team out of loyalty, or winability?
by the_academy_awards |  | Vickles' PicklesThis article was not endorsed by Health Frog Groceries (HELT), Meri Acres Farm, or the Darigan Citadel Fan Club.
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Iconic Villains & You
Neopia's resident evils have been a major part of our history and culture. Who can possibly forget the insane, twisted brilliance of Dr Frank Sloth - or his dastardly schemes to rule Neopia? And what about the mysterious Shadow Usul, the once beautiful Vira, the undisguised avarice of the (Angry) Tax Beast? Granted, a few of these shady characters aren't exactly criminal masterminds per se, but sometimes a little evil goes a long way. (It's the thought that counts!)...
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Finding My Place She directed me to a desk near the back of the room, next to a red Draik. A cheery, lopsided grin spread across his face. Seeing it, I couldn't help but smile
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