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Protect the Snowmen!: A Snow Wars II Guide

Some tips that will hopefully melt away all your fears about Snow Wars II.

by typlohisioh
Welcome to Neopets: A Guide to Success!

Welcome to Neopets! I'm sorry you got sucked in. It's okay, though: Time to make your account pretty!

Also by choquis

by hideri

Can You Make A Million In A Month?

I wanted to see if the premise was flawed, or whether it actually was possible to make a million neopoints in one month.

by swimmingstar01
The Ten Avatars You Should Never Use

Your avatar and font choice are crucial to making a good first impression.

Also by caitit

by dogglefoxgirl

A Small World: Winning World Challenges

For a select few, those who take full advantage of these hourly contests, the World Challenges are not simply a pastime, but instead a massive profit engine, continuously chugging along, depositing piles of Neopoints into their bank accounts...

by daenerys__equestrian
Turning the Art Gallery Into a Dream Come True

Entering the Art Gallery could just be your thing.

by leopardsymptoms
Make Neopoints YOUR Way: Custom Tips for Success

I encourage everyone to explore the possibilities and carefully craft a plan that works for them, but I hope that at least some of my advice can come in handy.

by jazzehness
How to Never Make So Much as 10,000 NP

1. Never check the Shop Wizard.

by kelly_d60
Captain Limebeard Should Be in the Gallery of Heroes

You may also be wondering what he does for the greater good of Neopia. I shall answer this and much, much more, my friends.

by sugarypixiestix2
The Kadoatery: New Time System Explanation

I am here today to explain to you the new time system.

by vitorplemes
 
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"A Lost Bruce in the Lost Desert" by magicmango33
It was a scorching hot day in the Lost Desert, a sacred land filled with ancient cities and heaps of sand. The sun blazed mercilessly in the clear sky, casting harmful rays of burning light onto the ground. It would be a nightmare to be in the sand on that day. Unfortunately, a blue Bruce had gotten...




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The Wilted Winter Flower
Baelia yawned and stretched towards the icy ceiling above her. The young water faerie was still sleepy, and the icy air outside the comforting warmth of her quilt was poor motivation to get out of bed.

by lollypop789321

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The Gallery Keeper
The best day of my life began at the pound.

by pixiegirl667

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The Lost Child: Part One
"Mother, may we please go to the park?" Zachary, one of the eight-year-old Gelert twins, asked Nisha.

by 77thbigby

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Agent of the Sway: Resistance - Part Seven
The Cyodrake's Gaze was already in the air and flying to Mystery Island - there was no way back.

by herdygerdy

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Attic Attack
Neopians learn that all good things must come to an end.

Idea by kbbob

by l_like_animals


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Tasty Is In The Eye Of The Beholder
How can you eat that?

by ypput



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