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Issue: 463 | 1st day of Collecting, Y12

Comics

	The Haunt Of Howl Hall, Part 16 It all makes sense now! by buizelmaniac
	Faerie Fables: Part 4 of 4 Library Faerie by purplebee2000
	Spots Dots and Carrots - The Healthy Revenge, Part 2 sigh by lovisa966
	One Fish, Two Fish The Replacement, part 3 by fish_puddle
	Not the Best Petpet I wish I could know what it's thinking... by _sebis_
	The Bunker - The Makeover (Part 4) And to think you could have been doing laundry instead of being here. by hubadawaha
	"Petsitting" Part 2 She really wasn't kidding.... by kanalusa
	Recipe for Disaster Being a messenger ball is not without hazards. by prismfire
	If You Will - New Foods You know how our fridge only has omelettes? by razetora
	Behind The Scenes: Spin the Wheel!!! What exactly constitutes a "machine" in Sakhmet? by elyk442
	Scribbled Hurray! by imp_oster
	Camping at Attic We love to camp... in front of an attic? by arctic_wolf___
	In the Name of Science You mean it's not even buried!? by lombre
	Impromptu Shenanigans! Staaaaaare~ by kittyforte
	Random Oddness Yeah, that shop is like six years old now. by mistyqee
	The Buzzer Game Disaster Who knew chokato could be so dangerous? Idea by criticalmind by boroyan
	Cockroach Towers Pt.1 Why it REALLY takes so long for your pets to check into the Neolodge. by __meepit_
	Off the Beaten Path Sabre-X is really not such a bad guy… by sam23rog
	At The Dailies Could it be...? by petaliss
	Infinite Laughs (Volume 3) Not quite a magical artifact of ultimate power... by _x_bjork_x_
	Calories The only items Illusen has ever asked to get were sweet and fattening. Thus, this comic was born! by mintie_fresh
	Fighting the Lab Ray Scientist... One reason why you shouldn't fight the Lab Ray Scientist. by darkbited
	Just Cake #1 Drat! They're at it again... by flameshard
	Blechy - Joys of a Neohome (1 of 3) Sink problem by sheik_93
	Emperyal Eckzam! I dun no. Idea by marwanshah_13 by tinkor
	Soft Spot Hmm.... by mistfallen
	Oh, yes Potatoes...? by berreh
	Tchea Slushie Three: Accents An American pet in a British world... by manga_wolf
	Neopian Circumstances Rigged Hide and Seek!? by l0vely_u
	Inevitable Plotting #2: Garden Gnome Stalkers La la la... by chicken_dancer4444
	Insert Title Here ; Food for thought My pets. My rules. by z0v0z
	Baby Sitting Problems Can you grow me an apple? by pepper_kitten44
	Defenders of a Feather 2/6 Hero tip #1: always have a decent entry prepared beforehand. by charybdis7
	The Floating Islanders - Faerie Festival ....Must.... resist.... by yankeesrule244444456
	Kiochi-The Faerie Festival Disaster This is terrible... by chibino
	Neopian Neophyte - Expellliboxed Hanso isn't the only one causing mischief. by leedom111
	The Misfits Now that the Water Faerie isn't here... by macabrekitten
	The Faeries were one thing... but... ... but this... this is just going too far... by justoblivious
	Oh to be Scary! Part 1 One Jubjub's quest to become scary for Halloween! Story by starluff by yampuff
	Confetti: Faerie's Ruin Healing Springs Now what? by smlv4_smlv4_1_1_1
	Stone Crisis In times of unemployment, this really is looking like a crisis! by erfurt_lauren

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Preventing Petrification

Could we have avoided this dreadful event? Have we become too complacent under the faeries' rule? What can we, as fellow lovers of not being turned into stone, do to prevent this from happening again? What can we, as fellow haters of bad things in general, do to ensure Neopia's safety from the mad plans of lurking evildoers? Fear no more, Neopia, for here is a simple and easy to follow guide to avoiding yet another doomsday plot engineered by a diabolical villain..

Other Stories

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What Goes On Behind Door #2
"I'm going off to stay with our cousins for a month. I hope it'll be fun."

by alt1981black

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The Monster in the Pound
"It's not so bad in here. You get to meet lots of different Neopets from all kinds of interesting places, and you get used to the damp, and the food isn't so bad if you hold your nose and don't chew, and we play fun games like 'Guess the Infectious Disease' and-"

by mrs_cherish

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Where Are They Now?
Whether they get injured, retire, or are cut from a team, all Yooyuball careers come to an end, and we got the story of happens next.

by ben_stiller_rocks

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Why We Don't Need Our Faeries
I don't think anyone could have anticipated how great a Neopia without faeries would be.

by stoicjohn

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Undercover Defenders - Swamped: Part One
Three weeks ago, I joined the Undercover Defenders of Neopia, a secret department within the Defenders of Neopia.

by popso_the_hopso

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The Same Old Story: Part Two
"I only eat brains," he replied simply. Looking around the table, I noticed none of Clare's pets were eating, just eyeballing us greedily.

by werelupe25_25_25

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