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Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part One

And then, a number of weeks ago- Vex was no longer certain how long it had been- Lord Darigan had also disappeared...

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by sarahleeadvent

Afternoon Tea: Part One

"I got a promotion at work," she said, blowing on her tea. "I'm now the Assistant Finance Manager..."

by reggieman721

The Mirror of Memories: Part One

There were tons of people crowding the house, and I immediately ran upstairs to try and find some of my friends who I knew would be there. Some people stared at my slippers as I climbed the huge staircase...

by sytra

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The Ten Worst Jobs

You most likely think nothing of them; you might not even give them a second glance... but if YOU were stuck with their jobs, you might at least spare a pity smile. Listed here are the ten worst EVER jobs that any Neopian could possibly think of. It just might get you to think twice about how dedicated they really are to improving the site for everyone. Or maybe they just lost a bet...

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The Case of the Elusive X
The red Grarrl folded his arms and stared back at the Mynci. "We'll go through it again, then. I repeat, where were you last Monday night?"

by katiesheffield

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Attempting a Surprise Party
I only had two hours left to set up for the party. It was my purple Xweetok AvaGirl101's (or Ava for short) birthday and I was throwing her a surprise party...

by broadwaybaby986

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Top 10 Worst Neopian Jobs
We see them every day. Those poor, tortured Neopian souls with the absolute WORST jobs ever.

by x_boomerang_energy_x

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Turmac Roll: A History
Never once, in my two years of playing the game has that thing EVER grown. It makes no sense! If the instructions say the thing will grow, then gosh darn it, it should grow!

by sarcaism7

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Cheesecake
I'm gonna repeat everything you say.

Art by kamikatze24

by allyssa_renne

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Disturbeded
A cupcake conspiracy?

by disturbeded_banana

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