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The Best Prank of All

On the eve of King Skarl’s Masquerade Ball, the Blumaroo Court Jester prepares for his shining moment. He lays out his jester costume, making sure his bells are all sewn on tight and none of his patches are fraying.

by spukl1
Autumn Adventures

Eleanor the Elephante waved her arms dramatically, waiting for her friend to spot her in the distance. Clover’s face broke into a smile as she spotted Eleanor standing outside of the Plushie Shop.

by maddie_bangz
The Queen Family: Dark Connections

Daydream the Faerie Bori stared at the approaching shores of the Kiko Lake outskirts from the deck of the ferry they took from the Brightvale outskirts.

by gentle_lil_queen
Reia's Quest

Reia walked through the sparkly pink gates to the Faerie festival fairground, looking around in wonder. Neopets of all species and colours were running around, completing quests and bringing junk to recycle.

by peppermintandrea
The Story of Rory

Rory poured over his sewing machine, working on his last finishing touches of his new spectral garb. He had spent hours working on his Halloween costume, gearing up for the new spooky season.

by endisnigh
 
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Top 10 Mutant Neopet Colours



If there's one thing we all love, it's new colours. But one colour a lot of Neopians never think about is Mutant. It's not hard to see why; Mutants were created by Dr. Sloth, and no one wants to be associated with him. That, and almost nobody makes clothes for Mutants! But somehow, transmogrification potions are still a hot commodity, costing upwards of 900,000 NP! So if you plan on buying one, you'd better make sure you're getting the species potion that's right for you. And that's where I come in! See, Mutant is a colour I find incredibly interesting, so I figured, "why not rank what species look best mutated?" So here you go, my list of the Top 10 Mutant Neopian Species! 10. Flotsam The Mutant Flotsam is not a complicated beast, just two extra pairs of eyes and some extra dorsal fins, but that's where the beauty of it is. Some might be put off by their strangely-shaped mouths or green drool, but come on, these are Mutants! If there's nothing particularly off-putting about them, they might as well just be painted. Besides, those extra dorsal fins add a certain coolness to the typically-cute species...and speaking of cute, don't you dare try to tell me those six eyes aren't the most adorable things you've ever seen! 9. Vandagyre Halving the number of eyes, we have the Mutant Vandagyre! The most appealing features of the Vandagyre -- their big eyes, small beak, philanges, and tail feathers -- have been distorted in the best ways possible.



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Jhudora's Public Service Announcement
Why YOU (Yes, YOU) Should Join MY Team for This Year's Faerie Festival***Cue ominous music...

by notooryous

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Top 10 Neopian Pranksters
The first day of Collecting has come and gone, which not only signifies that we are making alarmingly fast progress through the year, but also that we are already halfway to the next April Fool’s Day.

by dennykins

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Wish-Granting
Skyleur had spent a long time as a star, floating in the void above Neopia, watching history turn without her.

by phadalusfish

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Atilan
Papa always stuck to the gentleman adventurer model — even in the pictures of him shaking hands with the Honoured Mother of the Lutari, he was wearing a cravat.

by quanticdreams

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The Void Within: Secret Word Puzzle
Find out what's in store!

by youi234

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Service Announcement
Learn how these wonderful Petpets can improve the lives of their owners!

by anarkau



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