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	Darkest She's not who you think. by marthajill
	Vampires from Space! "In fact," Jennings continued, "Sometimes I even consider it a pity that self-appointed dictators such as myself do not have a union. If we did, I could petition for shorter working hours, a better pension..." by herdygerdy
	My Inspiration "Oh, why can't I think of anything?" I groaned aloud to myself. by allison_kitty11
	The Truth Behind The Bars May this story be inspiration to all of you careless owners out there... by amsurito
	Exile I decided to leave. Goodbye Qasala, hello new life. It was going to be brilliant! by shadyy15
	The Lost City This was the fourth time we explored the ruins. Coauthored by fluttergork by draconis
	The Villain Within Once upon a time, while on his way to drop some transmogrification potions over Neopia as rewards to his followers and reminders to his enemies that he was still in charge, Dr. Sloth dropped a transmogrification potion on a young boy Kacheek... by zirr
	Why Are You Grey, Little Faerie? Maha still remembered when she first made friends with a grey faerie. by tiara_relica
	April Fools? Sandra, an orange Kougra, glanced at her teenaged owner from the stairs, a concerned look in her icy blue eyes. "Mom, is everything alright? Say something!" Also by sparkles0788 by acorna12
	A Grey Day for An Ordinary Shoe Salesman "What can I do to help you today?" I asked politely, my customary response to any new customer. She didn't respond, and only looked at me with grey eyes... by mojoschweni

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The Way to Be Grey

To honor the Grey Faerie and all of the other pets like her, this is the perfect day to stay at home and mope. With all the tension and the dread in the air, it might be a little tough to cope with all of the sadness. That's where I come in. I'm here strictly to teach all of you young boys, girls, and Blumaroos to learn just how to be Grey. Let's get started. Step One: Everyone has seen a Grey pet once in their life. Their sad eyes, the look of...

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