Short Stories

	Lucky Everything "You didn't! That's the third time this week!" Pinc cried. Crystal had won a Spotted and Speckled Paint Brush in the last two days... by monkeybytes
	The Secret Diary of Danner Carnahan We were supposed to spend the night at the inn in Hope River. But guess what, we're not. Glorious leader, also known as Sir Jeran Borodere, lead us down the wrong road... by nimras23
	The Tomamu Dilemma "It's super-simple! All we have to do is lay out a blanket, put up a sign that says, 'Leave your Tomamu to be cared for here', and play with other people's Petpets all day!" by yaya269101
	Overanalyze Sean slumped in his chair. It was always this way. He always tried to help people. Sure, he realized that sometimes he got sidetracked... by wildmage_of_galla
	Welcome To Monday A day filled with more misery than every grey pet in Neopia combined. From the second you wake up you know it's going to be horrible... by tazmanianunicorn
	The Secret Diary of Laurana Rose- READ IT AND DIE! So, I just got back from my first ever visit to the lab ray. Um... yeah... by reasonably_crazy
	When Empty Bags Attack I reached into my bag to fetch the neopoints and my mouth fell open when I found my bag was empty! Panicking, I desperately searched every pocket I had. I knew I had brought fifty neopoints with me, but where had they gone? by age54321
	Peas and Carrots: a Soupy Situation "MWAHAHAHAHA!" cackled the devious Chia. "I have done it! I have found the evilest way to avenge the fall of the Zebinator and finally dominate Neopia!" by costa_rican_girl
	The Elderly Delinquents: Rumble at Roo Oaks "What's so darn funny?" grumbled Manny with a huff of annoyance. "You kids today, all smiles and no hard work..." by simsman24000
	The Banister Who knew what Fyora did in her spare time... by sunsetneversetting
	Disease of the Citadel "Darigan is dying, sir..." by alexrae963
	Can't Go Wrong With a Classic "It's April Fool's Day!" the Mynci declared, jumping around in anticipation. "You didn't forget, did you?!" by mergirl294
	A Negg Tale "Yes, I read about that in the paper," said Lorissa quickly. "The Queen wants to remove one type of faerie quest from operation, and rumor has it that now all of the different elements are getting ready to have a big fight for their right to stay..." by evilhamster13
	Smelly Protests "Your Highness!" Smelly called up to the flying fighter. "Please, stop! We must discuss ways to end this terrible war!" by goosher

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Former Chiavore Speaks

I am concerned about the plight of the Chia species - especially since an increasing number of exotic varieties have become available. Unlike me, most Lupes find all Chias to be tasty morsels - even the regular Chias. Therefore, being able to change them to an even more appetizing variety, like Chocolate or Custard, is quite the added concern. Therefore, just in case they all become extinct, I am going public. Yes, that is right! I love Chias and...

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TNT's Everlasting Pranks
"WHAT?! I have to pay to load pages? But I just saved up a million neopoints!!" A shocked whine from Year Eight...

by lavalampsnake99

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A Conundrumming Interview
I brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with...

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by lions_critters

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Tangled Up in Blu: Part Eleven
King Kelpbeard took in the tired and slightly mangled form of the island Gelert. "You will forever be venerated in Maraqua as a hero, as will your companions..."

by hotchick859

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The Shadows: Part Two
I racked my brain all of the way home. Trying to remember how I could have possibly ended up in the park with no memory of going there. Maybe I had sleepwalked...

by jelleyfrosting

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Pint-Sized
There's something familiar about Bazatlans...

by lachtaube

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Dirt, or Paint?
Can you imagine how much these vain Unis enjoy April Fool's Day? ^^

by wirlhwind

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