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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"Who actually says, 'come, you worthless minions,' unless they have some major confidence issues, anyway?"


Altador Cup Slushies



Slushies are the most popular food on the market during the Altador Cup season. Originally just a cold treat sold in Happy Valley to make cold neopets even colder, the slushie market has expanded tremendously since the discovery of...

Fiercest Females



Over the course of its more than thirteen years, Neopia has seen its fair share of tough ladies. Below we've compiled a list of some of the most powerful and influential female Neopets that young Neopets can hold up as role models...

Altador Cup: Choosing the Team


This article aims to help the players to choose their team according to their AC history. In fact, a deep analysis of the past editions' standings tells many important facts, and shows that some teams tend to have a better ranking than others, making them a more reliable choice for a good position at the end of the competition...

Other Stories
"Rocket-Building For Fun and Profit" by almedha
Jaynes was hanging upside down from a pipe running along the ceiling in the engine room, as Korbats are prone to do, when Allai walked in. Sin was ensconced in a maintenance hatch in the engine. "Whatcha doing?" Jaynes asked. Allai guessed it was for the...

"The Faerie Thief" by pillsi
The Faerie Nursery was among one of the Queen's most important tasks. To ensure the safety of the to-be-born faeries, the Queen appointed an assistant, Odette, who kept a mindful watch over the unborn faeries; caring for them with gentle caresses and songs that told tales of Neopia...

"The Dark Faerie's Spell" by grundolover66
No one would have known about her visit to this castle, and no harm would come to her if she turned around and went home instead. But if she fled now, she would never know the answer to the question that occupied her mind day and night. What was Jhudora planning?


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Great stories!


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The Road To Becoming An Altador Cup Star
A guide from basics to all star, here goes nothing!

by _espy_

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Paint Brush Problems: Halloween (2/9)
The easiest way to extinguish a fire is to stamp it out.

Written by usasoccr

by msjanny


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Child of the Drenched: Return to the Depths - Part Three
Mara and Jacques swam towards the Lair of the Drenched. They didn't need to go inside, as the Drenched sisters swam out to meet them...

by kristykimmy

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The Faerie Thief: Part One
The Faerie Nursery was among one of the Queen's most important tasks. To ensure the safety of the to-be-born faeries, the Queen appointed an assistant, Odette...

by pillsi

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The Top 10 Things to Do While Playing Key Quest
It is probably the worst kept secret in Neopia: Key Quest is a great daily!

by josefine378



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