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The Next Moehawk: Your Neopian Rock Band

A few things you need before you start your Neopian rock band.

by mheetu
Glitter Fashions

Glitter is back in FASHION! Woohoo!

by robin_y2k1
Grarrl Keno - How to Play Like a Pro

Grarrl Keno is a game most people play only for the avatar and then forget about, which is a shame...

by htamale
In-Depth Training Made Easy

You can train your beloved pet to the heights you always dreamt of.

by heart_of_sword_
Neoquest II - Haunted Woods Tips for InSaNe!

Because those Four Faeries can very well spell D-O-O-M faster than Dr. Sloth.

by nighters
Three Important Lessons I've Learned from a JubJub

I am here to teach you these lessons, so that they may better enrich your life and further your love for JubJubs.

by coco_bella
Feeding Your Neopet Healthfully On A Budget

Never again will your pet have to suffer through another bite of greasy omelette or gorge on overpriced food at Kelp that leaves you penniless.

by skiing_faerie
The Scriblet: Ignored?

Now, you may be asking, "Why haven't I heard about it before?

by lux_aeterna1234
Perfect Plants for Your Neohome Garden

Here is a list of flowers and other plants that would look great in a garden!

by emmabat_3
PPL: The Top Five Under-appreciated Petpets

Is it time *you* adopted a new Petpet?

Additional content from blackfriar

by kadface

TRNN: The Dangerous Result of Slushie Slinging

I'm Amy Acara with a shocking story that comes straight out of the Altador Cup itself.

by berry_blast
How to Really Make Some Noise

Many people shy away from playing it, as it is very complicated and the controls take quite a while to get used to.

by the_creator12345
Mystery Island File #1 - The Underwater Chef

The world of Neopia is filled with wondrous, mysterious lands and recently, we were lucky enough to visit the most mysterious of them all!

by ecilea
 
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"It's a Sunny Side Up Day" by alt1981black
"Oh my, you know it's a wonderful day when the flowers smell just like breakfast. But what's that I hear? It sounds like... giggling? Yes, I hear giggling. But I see no one here. Still, that sounds like Ccaenine's giggling. Ccaenine?" Just at that moment, Una opened an eye. The grassy fields melted like vapour, and instead, she recognised her Harris bed. It had all been a dream. But if that was a dream, why did she still smell something delightful? And why there giggling from behind her?




Other Stories


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Innocent Eyes
It was technically his first time ever actually staying in the pound. The grey Lupe had been traded from one owner to the next countless times throughout his life.

by allison_kitty11

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Illusen the Kadoatie #2: Beware the Wrath of Jhudora
"Oh, Oblivia!" said the Kau. "How can I help you today? Another quest from Jhudora?"

by skittyfan100

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A Lesson Well Learned: Part Two
"It's official, he vanished into thin air!"

by horripilated

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The Kacheek Club: The Tomb of Tragedies - Part Two
The Island Kacheek gulped nervously as panic began to flood into her brain. What if they ran out of oxygen? How would they survive without any food or water?

by jenlin_25

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Sweet, Sweet Victory
How do you choose between two appetizing edible neopets?

Concept by brahski

by umbreon133


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Edna's Quest #1 - The Prize
What did you expect from the witch?

by toffeedatepudding



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